WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— why are YOU still awake? MIDNIGHT
— i was crying and i talked to ym friends then got disracted lol 1 AM
— Still early 8 PM
— I was looking at Atlas Obscura while I ate a snack and imagining what it would be like to go on a road trip across the country 11 PM
— I am afraid of going to sleep. I am addicted to youtube. 3 AM
— studieing because i didnt do anything during the semester 6 PM
— hatsune miku :) 8 PM
— pretty world, full of pretty people but such ugly morals 8 PM
— Our countrys on the edge of another civil war, were in the middle of a historic pandemic thats killing thousands daily, people are starving, etc,etc 2 AM
— someone told me about yttd and i'm crying over it rn 1 AM
— crying over dead fictional characters 1 AM
— Because my anxiety has invaded my thoughts like an unwelcomed parasite. It has latched on to my brain and I can't seem to escape it. 2 AM
— guess I should go to bed and continue failing this class in the morning 1 AM
— my college has decided I no longer need sleep to function MIDNIGHT
— I'm tired but I just can't find it in myself to go to sleep 6 AM
— so... fucking... horny........ 2 AM
— bouncin on my boys D MIDNIGHT
— Alcohol keeps me awake for some reason 4 AM
— those slowed edits of songs got me thinking mang 1 AM
— just pondering the idea of falling in love with someone who likes cilantro MIDNIGHT
— have you ever seen a character you really like? like intensely love? yeah 3 AM
— There's a fake plastic cow right next to me and it looked at me strange. We've been fighting it out sense 11 PM
— I mean, its normal to be awake at this hour.... right? 5 PM
— I can't stop thinking about whether I should break up with my boyfriend and date lesbians. 11 PM
— I won't stop reading fanfiction and I also want to create art but fanfiction 2 AM
— It's the middle of of the day 11 AM
— I keep thinking about him 4 AM
— I miss my friends, and my parents aren't helping by taking my phone. i simply binge watch netflix, to fill the gap that is missing in my life. 1 AM
— I have been binge-watching netflix, and wondering why the pandemic is punishing me. 1 AM
— I haven't let my house in three weeks and I forgot that time existed. 6 AM
MOAR!
— why are YOU still awake? MIDNIGHT
— i was crying and i talked to ym friends then got disracted lol 1 AM
— Still early 8 PM
— I was looking at Atlas Obscura while I ate a snack and imagining what it would be like to go on a road trip across the country 11 PM
— I am afraid of going to sleep. I am addicted to youtube. 3 AM
— studieing because i didnt do anything during the semester 6 PM
— hatsune miku :) 8 PM
— pretty world, full of pretty people but such ugly morals 8 PM
— Our countrys on the edge of another civil war, were in the middle of a historic pandemic thats killing thousands daily, people are starving, etc,etc 2 AM
— someone told me about yttd and i'm crying over it rn 1 AM
— crying over dead fictional characters 1 AM
— Because my anxiety has invaded my thoughts like an unwelcomed parasite. It has latched on to my brain and I can't seem to escape it. 2 AM
— guess I should go to bed and continue failing this class in the morning 1 AM
— my college has decided I no longer need sleep to function MIDNIGHT
— I'm tired but I just can't find it in myself to go to sleep 6 AM
— so... fucking... horny........ 2 AM
— bouncin on my boys D MIDNIGHT
— Alcohol keeps me awake for some reason 4 AM
— those slowed edits of songs got me thinking mang 1 AM
— just pondering the idea of falling in love with someone who likes cilantro MIDNIGHT
— have you ever seen a character you really like? like intensely love? yeah 3 AM
— There's a fake plastic cow right next to me and it looked at me strange. We've been fighting it out sense 11 PM
— I mean, its normal to be awake at this hour.... right? 5 PM
— I can't stop thinking about whether I should break up with my boyfriend and date lesbians. 11 PM
— I won't stop reading fanfiction and I also want to create art but fanfiction 2 AM
— It's the middle of of the day 11 AM
— I keep thinking about him 4 AM
— I miss my friends, and my parents aren't helping by taking my phone. i simply binge watch netflix, to fill the gap that is missing in my life. 1 AM
— I have been binge-watching netflix, and wondering why the pandemic is punishing me. 1 AM
— I haven't let my house in three weeks and I forgot that time existed. 6 AM
MOAR!