WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Cuz im watching series called suits on netflix MIDNIGHT
— lost on the internet 10 PM
— Because Im not ready to wake up to another tomorrow 2 AM
— who says the n word?? is anyone moderating this mess? MIDNIGHT
— reading up on adhd which my son diagnosed me with after having a roommate on adderall MIDNIGHT
— Addicted to porn. Now the sun is up. 7 AM
— waiting for some birthday greetings haha 2 AM
— owo whats this? 11 AM
— i love sunnie :)<3 9 AM
— Why are you still awake MIDNIGHT
— Stressed I'm not yet asleepand worrying I'm not going to wake up for college 4 AM
— meds haven't worked need new sleeping tablets 4 AM
— awake in my own mind 6 AM
— poor self management MIDNIGHT
— Why are you still awake? Aren't you tired or there's something on your mind? Don't push yourself so hard. Everything will be fine. 4 AM
— Having a panick attack about something I don't need to worry about for almost two months. 1 AM
— why are YOU still awake? MIDNIGHT
— i was crying and i talked to ym friends then got disracted lol 1 AM
— Still early 8 PM
— I was looking at Atlas Obscura while I ate a snack and imagining what it would be like to go on a road trip across the country 11 PM
— I am afraid of going to sleep. I am addicted to youtube. 3 AM
— studieing because i didnt do anything during the semester 6 PM
— hatsune miku :) 8 PM
— pretty world, full of pretty people but such ugly morals 8 PM
— Our countrys on the edge of another civil war, were in the middle of a historic pandemic thats killing thousands daily, people are starving, etc,etc 2 AM
— someone told me about yttd and i'm crying over it rn 1 AM
— crying over dead fictional characters 1 AM
— Because my anxiety has invaded my thoughts like an unwelcomed parasite. It has latched on to my brain and I can't seem to escape it. 2 AM
— guess I should go to bed and continue failing this class in the morning 1 AM
— my college has decided I no longer need sleep to function MIDNIGHT
MOAR!
— Cuz im watching series called suits on netflix MIDNIGHT
— lost on the internet 10 PM
— Because Im not ready to wake up to another tomorrow 2 AM
— who says the n word?? is anyone moderating this mess? MIDNIGHT
— reading up on adhd which my son diagnosed me with after having a roommate on adderall MIDNIGHT
— Addicted to porn. Now the sun is up. 7 AM
— waiting for some birthday greetings haha 2 AM
— owo whats this? 11 AM
— i love sunnie :)<3 9 AM
— Why are you still awake MIDNIGHT
— Stressed I'm not yet asleepand worrying I'm not going to wake up for college 4 AM
— meds haven't worked need new sleeping tablets 4 AM
— awake in my own mind 6 AM
— poor self management MIDNIGHT
— Why are you still awake? Aren't you tired or there's something on your mind? Don't push yourself so hard. Everything will be fine. 4 AM
— Having a panick attack about something I don't need to worry about for almost two months. 1 AM
— why are YOU still awake? MIDNIGHT
— i was crying and i talked to ym friends then got disracted lol 1 AM
— Still early 8 PM
— I was looking at Atlas Obscura while I ate a snack and imagining what it would be like to go on a road trip across the country 11 PM
— I am afraid of going to sleep. I am addicted to youtube. 3 AM
— studieing because i didnt do anything during the semester 6 PM
— hatsune miku :) 8 PM
— pretty world, full of pretty people but such ugly morals 8 PM
— Our countrys on the edge of another civil war, were in the middle of a historic pandemic thats killing thousands daily, people are starving, etc,etc 2 AM
— someone told me about yttd and i'm crying over it rn 1 AM
— crying over dead fictional characters 1 AM
— Because my anxiety has invaded my thoughts like an unwelcomed parasite. It has latched on to my brain and I can't seem to escape it. 2 AM
— guess I should go to bed and continue failing this class in the morning 1 AM
— my college has decided I no longer need sleep to function MIDNIGHT
MOAR!