WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— found my old chromebook from middle school, this was the last page opened on it (may 2nd 2025) 3 AM
— Adhd and unrest 5 AM
— I want a hug 2 AM
— Revenge procrastination MIDNIGHT
— Cause the simulation made me. Who the hell visits sites like these in 2024? I like it. 7 PM
— My dad yelled at me and now I'm scrolling through tiktok 1 AM
— WHY U STILL NOT EATING 3 AM
— Cause I have to be 2 PM
— porn is a hell of a drug 5 AM
— Why are you awake 2 AM
— goonin time 9 PM
— I'm afraid of tomorrow so I don't want it to come yet. I have so much work to do, so much that I'm behind on, so much that I've already messed up. MIDNIGHT
— Do people still use this? 7 PM
— It's not quite bedtime yet.... 7 PM
— Because my feet smell like roses (literally) but my pu$$y smells like chicken Ramen noodles 1 AM
— Insomnia had returned. 3 AM
— 1144 makes me feel pretty and loved 11 PM
— Listening to Lupe Fiasco's song "Go to Sleep" He is the GOAT fr 11 PM
— Waiting for my baby to fall asleep.... 11 PM
— i think i am terrified of everything all the time and its keeping me awake 10 PM
— drank a monster energy in the afternoon it fucked me up 11 PM
— 4:03, the joke's on me...smh 4 AM
— It's so amusing how years later I still see my old "excuses" on here... 4 AM
— Because my stupid-ass boyfriend didn't come back home tonight and I was up all this time waiting on him 3 AM
— Hobbyist programming. 4 AM
— Unironically League of Legends 4 AM
— its actually 3. Chemistry homework. 2 AM
— getting entertained by tinder matches (i love pretending to not be me) 2 AM
— getting entertained by tinder matches 2 AM
— I had a dream youd ask me that 1 AM
MOAR!
— found my old chromebook from middle school, this was the last page opened on it (may 2nd 2025) 3 AM
— Adhd and unrest 5 AM
— I want a hug 2 AM
— Revenge procrastination MIDNIGHT
— Cause the simulation made me. Who the hell visits sites like these in 2024? I like it. 7 PM
— My dad yelled at me and now I'm scrolling through tiktok 1 AM
— WHY U STILL NOT EATING 3 AM
— Cause I have to be 2 PM
— porn is a hell of a drug 5 AM
— Why are you awake 2 AM
— goonin time 9 PM
— I'm afraid of tomorrow so I don't want it to come yet. I have so much work to do, so much that I'm behind on, so much that I've already messed up. MIDNIGHT
— Do people still use this? 7 PM
— It's not quite bedtime yet.... 7 PM
— Because my feet smell like roses (literally) but my pu$$y smells like chicken Ramen noodles 1 AM
— Insomnia had returned. 3 AM
— 1144 makes me feel pretty and loved 11 PM
— Listening to Lupe Fiasco's song "Go to Sleep" He is the GOAT fr 11 PM
— Waiting for my baby to fall asleep.... 11 PM
— i think i am terrified of everything all the time and its keeping me awake 10 PM
— drank a monster energy in the afternoon it fucked me up 11 PM
— 4:03, the joke's on me...smh 4 AM
— It's so amusing how years later I still see my old "excuses" on here... 4 AM
— Because my stupid-ass boyfriend didn't come back home tonight and I was up all this time waiting on him 3 AM
— Hobbyist programming. 4 AM
— Unironically League of Legends 4 AM
— its actually 3. Chemistry homework. 2 AM
— getting entertained by tinder matches (i love pretending to not be me) 2 AM
— getting entertained by tinder matches 2 AM
— I had a dream youd ask me that 1 AM
MOAR!