WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— I sleep at 12 AM. 11 AM
— busy thinking about suicide 8 PM
— Don't know. Ahh!! 3 PM
— someone txt me -_- 1 AM
— Someone got shot? wild!! anyways. i just cant sleep 1 AM
— Why are we still here? Just to suffer? 1 AM
— My partner has ignored me all day 2 AM
— Grateful this site still exists. And its almost 3, thank you very much. 2 AM
— lost the loml and ill never get over it (its almost been a fucking year lol) 5 AM
— Im always awake now. MIDNIGHT
— i do believe i am going to throw up your honor 11 PM
— questioning myself 2 AM
— Cuz im watching series called suits on netflix MIDNIGHT
— lost on the internet 10 PM
— Because Im not ready to wake up to another tomorrow 2 AM
— who says the n word?? is anyone moderating this mess? MIDNIGHT
— reading up on adhd which my son diagnosed me with after having a roommate on adderall MIDNIGHT
— Addicted to porn. Now the sun is up. 7 AM
— waiting for some birthday greetings haha 2 AM
— owo whats this? 11 AM
— It's still morning 11 AM
— i love sunnie :)<3 9 AM
— Why are you still awake MIDNIGHT
— Stressed I'm not yet asleepand worrying I'm not going to wake up for college 4 AM
— meds haven't worked need new sleeping tablets 4 AM
— awake in my own mind 6 AM
— thinking about The b 11 PM
— poor self management MIDNIGHT
— Why are you still awake? Aren't you tired or there's something on your mind? Don't push yourself so hard. Everything will be fine. 4 AM
— Having a panick attack about something I don't need to worry about for almost two months. 1 AM
MOAR!
— I sleep at 12 AM. 11 AM
— busy thinking about suicide 8 PM
— Don't know. Ahh!! 3 PM
— someone txt me -_- 1 AM
— Someone got shot? wild!! anyways. i just cant sleep 1 AM
— Why are we still here? Just to suffer? 1 AM
— My partner has ignored me all day 2 AM
— Grateful this site still exists. And its almost 3, thank you very much. 2 AM
— lost the loml and ill never get over it (its almost been a fucking year lol) 5 AM
— Im always awake now. MIDNIGHT
— i do believe i am going to throw up your honor 11 PM
— questioning myself 2 AM
— Cuz im watching series called suits on netflix MIDNIGHT
— lost on the internet 10 PM
— Because Im not ready to wake up to another tomorrow 2 AM
— who says the n word?? is anyone moderating this mess? MIDNIGHT
— reading up on adhd which my son diagnosed me with after having a roommate on adderall MIDNIGHT
— Addicted to porn. Now the sun is up. 7 AM
— waiting for some birthday greetings haha 2 AM
— owo whats this? 11 AM
— It's still morning 11 AM
— i love sunnie :)<3 9 AM
— Why are you still awake MIDNIGHT
— Stressed I'm not yet asleepand worrying I'm not going to wake up for college 4 AM
— meds haven't worked need new sleeping tablets 4 AM
— awake in my own mind 6 AM
— thinking about The b 11 PM
— poor self management MIDNIGHT
— Why are you still awake? Aren't you tired or there's something on your mind? Don't push yourself so hard. Everything will be fine. 4 AM
— Having a panick attack about something I don't need to worry about for almost two months. 1 AM
MOAR!