WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Because my feet smell like roses (literally) but my pu$$y smells like chicken Ramen noodles 1 AM
— Insomnia had returned. 3 AM
— 1144 makes me feel pretty and loved 11 PM
— Listening to Lupe Fiasco's song "Go to Sleep" He is the GOAT fr 11 PM
— Waiting for my baby to fall asleep.... 11 PM
— i think i am terrified of everything all the time and its keeping me awake 10 PM
— drank a monster energy in the afternoon it fucked me up 11 PM
— 4:03, the joke's on me...smh 4 AM
— It's so amusing how years later I still see my old "excuses" on here... 4 AM
— Because my stupid-ass boyfriend didn't come back home tonight and I was up all this time waiting on him 3 AM
— Hobbyist programming. 4 AM
— Unironically League of Legends 4 AM
— its actually 3. Chemistry homework. 2 AM
— getting entertained by tinder matches (i love pretending to not be me) 2 AM
— getting entertained by tinder matches 2 AM
— I had a dream youd ask me that 1 AM
— that fish reminded me of her..... 2 AM
— was reading smut 2 AM
— the voices.... 2 AM
— I sleep at 12 AM. 11 AM
— Don't know. Ahh!! 3 PM
— someone txt me -_- 1 AM
— Someone got shot? wild!! anyways. i just cant sleep 1 AM
— Why are we still here? Just to suffer? 1 AM
— My partner has ignored me all day 2 AM
— Grateful this site still exists. And its almost 3, thank you very much. 2 AM
— lost the loml and ill never get over it (its almost been a fucking year lol) 5 AM
— Im always awake now. MIDNIGHT
— i do believe i am going to throw up your honor 11 PM
— questioning myself 2 AM
MOAR!
— Because my feet smell like roses (literally) but my pu$$y smells like chicken Ramen noodles 1 AM
— Insomnia had returned. 3 AM
— 1144 makes me feel pretty and loved 11 PM
— Listening to Lupe Fiasco's song "Go to Sleep" He is the GOAT fr 11 PM
— Waiting for my baby to fall asleep.... 11 PM
— i think i am terrified of everything all the time and its keeping me awake 10 PM
— drank a monster energy in the afternoon it fucked me up 11 PM
— 4:03, the joke's on me...smh 4 AM
— It's so amusing how years later I still see my old "excuses" on here... 4 AM
— Because my stupid-ass boyfriend didn't come back home tonight and I was up all this time waiting on him 3 AM
— Hobbyist programming. 4 AM
— Unironically League of Legends 4 AM
— its actually 3. Chemistry homework. 2 AM
— getting entertained by tinder matches (i love pretending to not be me) 2 AM
— getting entertained by tinder matches 2 AM
— I had a dream youd ask me that 1 AM
— that fish reminded me of her..... 2 AM
— was reading smut 2 AM
— the voices.... 2 AM
— I sleep at 12 AM. 11 AM
— Don't know. Ahh!! 3 PM
— someone txt me -_- 1 AM
— Someone got shot? wild!! anyways. i just cant sleep 1 AM
— Why are we still here? Just to suffer? 1 AM
— My partner has ignored me all day 2 AM
— Grateful this site still exists. And its almost 3, thank you very much. 2 AM
— lost the loml and ill never get over it (its almost been a fucking year lol) 5 AM
— Im always awake now. MIDNIGHT
— i do believe i am going to throw up your honor 11 PM
— questioning myself 2 AM
MOAR!