WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— pls kill me 2 AM
— listening to "Cry and Friends Read: My Immortal" 3 AM
— I am watching Charmed. 7 AM
— I don't feel sleepy 1 AM
— thinking about this guy I like 2 AM
— because I'm slightly autistic 4 AM
— julius said he wants to have a foursome with the power puff girls 1 AM
— Yay I made it to 2 am !! Goodnight 2 AM
— And I have been sleeping all day like a lazy ass pig MIDNIGHT
— Is this the insomnia help group? 11 PM
— thinking about the girl I loved 5 AM
— Actually, it's 4:47 and I'm too tired after a night of dancing to go and take out my contacts. Plus, it was my birthday today. So there. 4 AM
— I have 5 chapters of socials to finish.. hurray 9 PM
— Because I'm actually an owl, this is my daytime, and I'll be sleep by dawn....either I'm an owl or...a VAMPIRE. 5 AM
— i need some money MIDNIGHT
— sleep is for peasants 4 AM
— too stoned 4 AM
— idk why are you 1 AM
— Because I hate myself and my exhaustive, imaginative mind... 10 PM
— Too much caffeine at 3 am, now I can't fall asleep 5 AM
— Cause zcan Akyol is too 3 AM
— It's actually almost 3 am, but I'm just vibing to mxmtoon while cleanin my room 2 AM
— chronic insomnia 1 AM
— I'm losing my way 4 AM
— i feel loney. i need someone to sleep next to me. 10 PM
— im trying to find a fucking website but this came up .. 6 AM
— I wanted to te.. oh SHIT 6 PM
— what is my life 2 AM
— I'm having a mental break down and it won't let me sleep MIDNIGHT
— I was hungry and there's nothing to eat... So I spent a few hours scavenging. I got an ice cream cone (with no ice cream) and an apple. 2 AM
— pls kill me 2 AM
— listening to "Cry and Friends Read: My Immortal" 3 AM
— I am watching Charmed. 7 AM
— I don't feel sleepy 1 AM
— thinking about this guy I like 2 AM
— because I'm slightly autistic 4 AM
— julius said he wants to have a foursome with the power puff girls 1 AM
— Yay I made it to 2 am !! Goodnight 2 AM
— And I have been sleeping all day like a lazy ass pig MIDNIGHT
— Is this the insomnia help group? 11 PM
— thinking about the girl I loved 5 AM
— Actually, it's 4:47 and I'm too tired after a night of dancing to go and take out my contacts. Plus, it was my birthday today. So there. 4 AM
— I have 5 chapters of socials to finish.. hurray 9 PM
— Because I'm actually an owl, this is my daytime, and I'll be sleep by dawn....either I'm an owl or...a VAMPIRE. 5 AM
— i need some money MIDNIGHT
— sleep is for peasants 4 AM
— too stoned 4 AM
— idk why are you 1 AM
— Because I hate myself and my exhaustive, imaginative mind... 10 PM
— Too much caffeine at 3 am, now I can't fall asleep 5 AM
— Cause zcan Akyol is too 3 AM
— It's actually almost 3 am, but I'm just vibing to mxmtoon while cleanin my room 2 AM
— chronic insomnia 1 AM
— I'm losing my way 4 AM
— i feel loney. i need someone to sleep next to me. 10 PM
— im trying to find a fucking website but this came up .. 6 AM
— I wanted to te.. oh SHIT 6 PM
— what is my life 2 AM
— I'm having a mental break down and it won't let me sleep MIDNIGHT
— I was hungry and there's nothing to eat... So I spent a few hours scavenging. I got an ice cream cone (with no ice cream) and an apple. 2 AM