WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— memorizing the whole ANSI device number 7 PM
— because i am the boss MIDNIGHT
— Final Exam 2 AM
— Why am I here? 1 AM
— bcuz my bknee 2 AM
— Because I'm actually an owl, this is my daytime, and I'll be sleep by dawn....either I'm an owl or...a VAMPIRE. 5 AM
— Because the sooner I go to sleep the sooner I have to get up and go to work MIDNIGHT
— I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HELP ME 7 AM
— Because my head hurts and this cronic pain is keeping me from falling asleep 7 AM
— the niggers did it 11 PM
— cuz making music ye 2 AM
— Because i can't sleep 3 AM
— Because its too early. 10 PM
— I'm lonely as hell 5 AM
— Havin' a tab, watching Rambo... All the while my flatlate is drilling out wood panels for his van... 11 PM
— Idk man I want a dragon 1 AM
— I have nothing better to do 2 AM
— Fucking hell 1 AM
— More drugs 3 AM
— banging yo momma. 9 AM
— GIVE 3 AM
— How old is this site? posted at 9/11/2018 4 AM
— I don't know. 2 AM
— yawn 4 AM
— class muthafucka NOON
— Weirdly I was looking for another site, and found this one... at 10:39AM. Coincidence? I think not! 10 AM
— I have no fucking clue! 2 AM
— 'cause i'm in my early 20's but i'm already feeling like i don't have time,, so i use my sleep time to make the little change i can make 1 AM
— I want death 9 PM
— :'( 5 AM
— memorizing the whole ANSI device number 7 PM
— because i am the boss MIDNIGHT
— Final Exam 2 AM
— Why am I here? 1 AM
— bcuz my bknee 2 AM
— Because I'm actually an owl, this is my daytime, and I'll be sleep by dawn....either I'm an owl or...a VAMPIRE. 5 AM
— Because the sooner I go to sleep the sooner I have to get up and go to work MIDNIGHT
— I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HELP ME 7 AM
— Because my head hurts and this cronic pain is keeping me from falling asleep 7 AM
— the niggers did it 11 PM
— cuz making music ye 2 AM
— Because i can't sleep 3 AM
— Because its too early. 10 PM
— I'm lonely as hell 5 AM
— Havin' a tab, watching Rambo... All the while my flatlate is drilling out wood panels for his van... 11 PM
— Idk man I want a dragon 1 AM
— I have nothing better to do 2 AM
— Fucking hell 1 AM
— More drugs 3 AM
— banging yo momma. 9 AM
— GIVE 3 AM
— How old is this site? posted at 9/11/2018 4 AM
— I don't know. 2 AM
— yawn 4 AM
— class muthafucka NOON
— Weirdly I was looking for another site, and found this one... at 10:39AM. Coincidence? I think not! 10 AM
— I have no fucking clue! 2 AM
— 'cause i'm in my early 20's but i'm already feeling like i don't have time,, so i use my sleep time to make the little change i can make 1 AM
— I want death 9 PM
— :'( 5 AM