WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Alcohol keeps me awake for some reason 4 AM
— because i woke up at 6pm due to the fact that its Ramadan and my sleeping schedule is screwed up 8 AM
— because i'm listening to some lofi hiphop while also watching people be philosophical and it's great 1 AM
— Because I hate myself and my exhaustive, imaginative mind... 10 PM
— because hot pockets 1 AM
— HELLO THIS IS TESTING YOUR SYSTEM 11 AM
— My brothers wedding was last night! Too exhausted to sleep! MIDNIGHT
— I feel like robot chicken 3 AM
— Idk it was just suddenly 2am... I just never got tired ;-; 2 AM
— Insomnia 11 PM
— FAM I DONT KNOW 1 AM
— Idk I just need sleep 10 PM
— family guy 10 PM
— my cat keeps me awake every single night and i feel like im going insane 7 AM
— Beep 1 AM
— studying MIDNIGHT
— A cooked up revaltion that I miss everything from almost a decade ago... 2 AM
— im high 4 AM
— I've been asleep for too long 2 AM
— Because I don't want to wake up in a couple hours and have to face the world. So basically, I'm procasinating sleep. 2 AM
— Lots and lots of cocaine 4 AM
— please girl send me a message 2 AM
— iPhone pre-order 3 AM
— soundcloud.com/iamblank 6 PM
— im browsing dank mems 1 AM
— Because I go to bed at 10:30. 9 PM
— It's 3 pm 3 PM
— guess I should go to bed and continue failing this class in the morning 1 AM
— fuck, this girl is just so hard to talk to 5 PM
— I can't sleep coz I had a shitty day, but I guess tmr will be better...Can't be even worse. 1 AM
— Alcohol keeps me awake for some reason 4 AM
— because i woke up at 6pm due to the fact that its Ramadan and my sleeping schedule is screwed up 8 AM
— because i'm listening to some lofi hiphop while also watching people be philosophical and it's great 1 AM
— Because I hate myself and my exhaustive, imaginative mind... 10 PM
— because hot pockets 1 AM
— HELLO THIS IS TESTING YOUR SYSTEM 11 AM
— My brothers wedding was last night! Too exhausted to sleep! MIDNIGHT
— I feel like robot chicken 3 AM
— Idk it was just suddenly 2am... I just never got tired ;-; 2 AM
— Insomnia 11 PM
— FAM I DONT KNOW 1 AM
— Idk I just need sleep 10 PM
— family guy 10 PM
— my cat keeps me awake every single night and i feel like im going insane 7 AM
— Beep 1 AM
— studying MIDNIGHT
— A cooked up revaltion that I miss everything from almost a decade ago... 2 AM
— im high 4 AM
— I've been asleep for too long 2 AM
— Because I don't want to wake up in a couple hours and have to face the world. So basically, I'm procasinating sleep. 2 AM
— Lots and lots of cocaine 4 AM
— please girl send me a message 2 AM
— iPhone pre-order 3 AM
— soundcloud.com/iamblank 6 PM
— im browsing dank mems 1 AM
— Because I go to bed at 10:30. 9 PM
— It's 3 pm 3 PM
— guess I should go to bed and continue failing this class in the morning 1 AM
— fuck, this girl is just so hard to talk to 5 PM
— I can't sleep coz I had a shitty day, but I guess tmr will be better...Can't be even worse. 1 AM