WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— makes my beard grow faster. 11 PM
— those slowed edits of songs got me thinking mang 1 AM
— because the music is good af XD 1 AM
— I love you Alex 1 AM
— can't tell if i'm lonely or just going crazy 2 AM
— because I have no concern for my health at all and lots for my take-home history exam 5 AM
— TRIPPING BALLS 9 PM
— because it's 2 pm it's normal to be awake 2 PM
— Because it's hard to sleep in the boot of a car. MIDNIGHT
— HOLY FUCK ITS THAT FUCKING LATE ALREADY!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? SHITBALLS!!!! MIDNIGHT
— Staying up talking to my boyfriend and browsing reddit. 10 AM
— because internet porn is still free 2 AM
— Because Aqua teen hunger force demands it MIDNIGHT
— crying over dead fictional characters 1 AM
— because its chill 11 PM
— because i'm listening to some lofi hiphop while also watching people be philosophical and it's great 1 AM
— This is a completely normal time to be awake. 10 AM
— I'm waiting for something on my PC 2 AM
— trying to forget him MIDNIGHT
— The boy in my bed moved to another state... MIDNIGHT
— Man, this really is not welcome in a school environment... 3 AM
— AP Biology Exam from hell. Much Red Bull was had. 11 PM
— There are so many signs my crush likes me.. (Replays every sign in head and comes up with detailed reasons of why they are considered flirting) 1 AM
— SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! 11 PM
— It's only 9.30... 9 PM
— stopped smokin weed = insomnia 4 AM
— Haha amateurs. Because I'm contemplating my existence and its futility. So edgy. 3 AM
— because its 3pm... 3 PM
— I wanted to cry so I forced myself, it didn't work. 9 PM
— I'm not sleepy 11 PM
— makes my beard grow faster. 11 PM
— those slowed edits of songs got me thinking mang 1 AM
— because the music is good af XD 1 AM
— I love you Alex 1 AM
— can't tell if i'm lonely or just going crazy 2 AM
— because I have no concern for my health at all and lots for my take-home history exam 5 AM
— TRIPPING BALLS 9 PM
— because it's 2 pm it's normal to be awake 2 PM
— Because it's hard to sleep in the boot of a car. MIDNIGHT
— HOLY FUCK ITS THAT FUCKING LATE ALREADY!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? SHITBALLS!!!! MIDNIGHT
— Staying up talking to my boyfriend and browsing reddit. 10 AM
— because internet porn is still free 2 AM
— Because Aqua teen hunger force demands it MIDNIGHT
— crying over dead fictional characters 1 AM
— because its chill 11 PM
— because i'm listening to some lofi hiphop while also watching people be philosophical and it's great 1 AM
— This is a completely normal time to be awake. 10 AM
— I'm waiting for something on my PC 2 AM
— trying to forget him MIDNIGHT
— The boy in my bed moved to another state... MIDNIGHT
— Man, this really is not welcome in a school environment... 3 AM
— AP Biology Exam from hell. Much Red Bull was had. 11 PM
— There are so many signs my crush likes me.. (Replays every sign in head and comes up with detailed reasons of why they are considered flirting) 1 AM
— SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! 11 PM
— It's only 9.30... 9 PM
— stopped smokin weed = insomnia 4 AM
— Haha amateurs. Because I'm contemplating my existence and its futility. So edgy. 3 AM
— because its 3pm... 3 PM
— I wanted to cry so I forced myself, it didn't work. 9 PM
— I'm not sleepy 11 PM