WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— I don't get tired bitch - Kevin Gates 10 AM
— Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis 1 AM
— I really wanna kiss my crush! I don't wanna wake up kissin ma bed Again!! :( What? We all did it!! 2 AM
— I have no fucking clue 8 AM
— @moneyatmidnight 4 AM
— Because it's day :D 1 PM
— Because it's the summer holidays but I have to get up at 11 am and I can't sleep someone help me 3 AM
— Someone is in my house 11 PM
— making a montage of all my ugly friends 11 PM
— My friend is over and after reading some bad fanfiction together she stole my eraser and I had to get my revenge somehow 1 AM
— I can't remember. I'm too tired. 1 AM
— I'm not tired? 1 AM
— There are so many signs my crush likes me.. (Replays every sign in head and comes up with detailed reasons of why they are considered flirting) 1 AM
— Got a lot on my mind 1 AM
— suck it, i do what i want! 10 PM
— I was with a guy, I should have slept there. maybe i would have gotten a better sleep, NOT. 2 AM
— theres no excuse biaaaasshhhh 3 AM
— I'm drunk as shit 1 AM
— Thinking about past relationships, wondering why, needing help MIDNIGHT
— I'm a non-sleeper 11 PM
— I really dont know why 5 AM
— if you want it you can get it 3 AM
— you're great 3 AM
— I'm thinking about m sad life. 11 PM
— tits 1 AM
— I'm not sleepy 11 PM
— I'm hunting for unicorns and shit 4 AM
— i feel alone 10 PM
— Because I have severe depression over my ex-gf/best friend, whom I still love, seeing someone else... 3 AM
— wes 3 PM
— I don't get tired bitch - Kevin Gates 10 AM
— Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis 1 AM
— I really wanna kiss my crush! I don't wanna wake up kissin ma bed Again!! :( What? We all did it!! 2 AM
— I have no fucking clue 8 AM
— @moneyatmidnight 4 AM
— Because it's day :D 1 PM
— Because it's the summer holidays but I have to get up at 11 am and I can't sleep someone help me 3 AM
— Someone is in my house 11 PM
— making a montage of all my ugly friends 11 PM
— My friend is over and after reading some bad fanfiction together she stole my eraser and I had to get my revenge somehow 1 AM
— I can't remember. I'm too tired. 1 AM
— I'm not tired? 1 AM
— There are so many signs my crush likes me.. (Replays every sign in head and comes up with detailed reasons of why they are considered flirting) 1 AM
— Got a lot on my mind 1 AM
— suck it, i do what i want! 10 PM
— I was with a guy, I should have slept there. maybe i would have gotten a better sleep, NOT. 2 AM
— theres no excuse biaaaasshhhh 3 AM
— I'm drunk as shit 1 AM
— Thinking about past relationships, wondering why, needing help MIDNIGHT
— I'm a non-sleeper 11 PM
— I really dont know why 5 AM
— if you want it you can get it 3 AM
— you're great 3 AM
— I'm thinking about m sad life. 11 PM
— tits 1 AM
— I'm not sleepy 11 PM
— I'm hunting for unicorns and shit 4 AM
— i feel alone 10 PM
— Because I have severe depression over my ex-gf/best friend, whom I still love, seeing someone else... 3 AM
— wes 3 PM