WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Late night root 2 AM
— Cause peple here are fascanating 1 AM
— I got a waterbed and Im afraid of drowning... 5 AM
— I hate myself. MIDNIGHT
— Because i fail to see a reason NOT to do so 4 AM
— xuz its only 3 pm? 3 PM
— who am i kidding i'm talking to myself 11 AM
— Let me try the light swith first 5 AM
— I don't know honestly gotta get back to bed 11 AM
— i cant sleep 5 AM
— because its sunday 9 PM
— I wanna die 3 AM
— medical student help plz 4 PM
— I guess I just don't sleep the same way other people do. Which sucks. 2 AM
— i love sunnie :)<3 9 AM
— Wait, it's 3 am already? 3 AM
— Because I'm actually an owl, this is my daytime, and I'll be sleep by dawn....either I'm an owl or...a VAMPIRE. 5 AM
— It's only 9.30... 9 PM
— Because I'm playing guitar. 3 AM
— thinking about this guy I like 2 AM
— A fan-fave died and now you'll be put to rest, burned at the stake. 3 AM
— cuz dem hoes looking good woth that pussy out with theres tits falppin about and asses shakeinh all over me 9 PM
— because i woke up at 6pm due to the fact that its Ramadan and my sleeping schedule is screwed up 8 AM
— What the fuck is this place?
— because game of thrones MIDNIGHT
— NO, YOU DO NOT NEED HELP! JUST STAY AWAKE! Sincerely your brain. 2 AM
— Because I am putting off homework MIDNIGHT
— youre not yelling unless theres an exclamation point involved. And it aint. 1 PM
— its almost midnight, i just found out my best friend is a furry, i crave death and/or garlic fries 11 PM
— cough cough 3 PM
— Late night root 2 AM
— Cause peple here are fascanating 1 AM
— I got a waterbed and Im afraid of drowning... 5 AM
— I hate myself. MIDNIGHT
— Because i fail to see a reason NOT to do so 4 AM
— xuz its only 3 pm? 3 PM
— who am i kidding i'm talking to myself 11 AM
— Let me try the light swith first 5 AM
— I don't know honestly gotta get back to bed 11 AM
— i cant sleep 5 AM
— because its sunday 9 PM
— I wanna die 3 AM
— medical student help plz 4 PM
— I guess I just don't sleep the same way other people do. Which sucks. 2 AM
— i love sunnie :)<3 9 AM
— Wait, it's 3 am already? 3 AM
— Because I'm actually an owl, this is my daytime, and I'll be sleep by dawn....either I'm an owl or...a VAMPIRE. 5 AM
— It's only 9.30... 9 PM
— Because I'm playing guitar. 3 AM
— thinking about this guy I like 2 AM
— A fan-fave died and now you'll be put to rest, burned at the stake. 3 AM
— cuz dem hoes looking good woth that pussy out with theres tits falppin about and asses shakeinh all over me 9 PM
— because i woke up at 6pm due to the fact that its Ramadan and my sleeping schedule is screwed up 8 AM
— What the fuck is this place?
— because game of thrones MIDNIGHT
— NO, YOU DO NOT NEED HELP! JUST STAY AWAKE! Sincerely your brain. 2 AM
— Because I am putting off homework MIDNIGHT
— youre not yelling unless theres an exclamation point involved. And it aint. 1 PM
— its almost midnight, i just found out my best friend is a furry, i crave death and/or garlic fries 11 PM
— cough cough 3 PM