WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— i'm a night owl 1 AM
— Because I just can't be bothered to sleep? 9 PM
— getting entertained by tinder matches 2 AM
— I can't sleep coz I had a shitty day, but I guess tmr will be better...Can't be even worse. 1 AM
— i am doin wat 2 PM
— I am sad for no reason 4 AM
— I was gonna do work all night but ended up binging netflix, i have school in 2 hours 5 AM
— goonin time 9 PM
— Because reasons :| MIDNIGHT
— Can't sleep 11 PM
— because reasons 6 PM
— I've been asleep for too long 2 AM
— work, bitch NOON
— At this point, might as well just stay up... 5 AM
— My Friends are holding me hostage plz help 8 AM
— well because its only 9 and i dont wanna 9 PM
— im tired of college. i have class tomorrow and dreading it, these agony thoughts are making me anxious. so im up now. 3 AM
— Because I can't stop thinking about him. MIDNIGHT
— an hour later and still thinking about her 4 AM
— How come if you turn a headphone sideways, the sound don't turn sideways too? 10 PM
— I have 5 chapters of socials to finish.. hurray 9 PM
— because its 2 pm. why the hell would i be asleep? 2 PM
— HAHAHAHA CUZ I CAN 2 AM
— Is this the insomnia help group? 11 PM
— I love you Alex 1 AM
— I have so many stuff in my head MIDNIGHT
— This is what I searched so obviously I don't know why 4 AM
— I needed to watch the last episode of Friends. Fuck it, it's the last episode 1 AM
— Because im reading other people excuses 1 AM
— Why are you still awake? Aren't you tired or there's something on your mind? Don't push yourself so hard. Everything will be fine. 4 AM
— i'm a night owl 1 AM
— Because I just can't be bothered to sleep? 9 PM
— getting entertained by tinder matches 2 AM
— I can't sleep coz I had a shitty day, but I guess tmr will be better...Can't be even worse. 1 AM
— i am doin wat 2 PM
— I am sad for no reason 4 AM
— I was gonna do work all night but ended up binging netflix, i have school in 2 hours 5 AM
— goonin time 9 PM
— Because reasons :| MIDNIGHT
— Can't sleep 11 PM
— because reasons 6 PM
— I've been asleep for too long 2 AM
— work, bitch NOON
— At this point, might as well just stay up... 5 AM
— My Friends are holding me hostage plz help 8 AM
— well because its only 9 and i dont wanna 9 PM
— im tired of college. i have class tomorrow and dreading it, these agony thoughts are making me anxious. so im up now. 3 AM
— Because I can't stop thinking about him. MIDNIGHT
— an hour later and still thinking about her 4 AM
— How come if you turn a headphone sideways, the sound don't turn sideways too? 10 PM
— I have 5 chapters of socials to finish.. hurray 9 PM
— because its 2 pm. why the hell would i be asleep? 2 PM
— HAHAHAHA CUZ I CAN 2 AM
— Is this the insomnia help group? 11 PM
— I love you Alex 1 AM
— I have so many stuff in my head MIDNIGHT
— This is what I searched so obviously I don't know why 4 AM
— I needed to watch the last episode of Friends. Fuck it, it's the last episode 1 AM
— Because im reading other people excuses 1 AM
— Why are you still awake? Aren't you tired or there's something on your mind? Don't push yourself so hard. Everything will be fine. 4 AM