WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— It's the middle of of the day 11 AM
— My cats not kicking the door and im afraid someone killed him instead of me 4 AM
— generic excuse to hide the fact that im masturbating 2 AM
— Because It's freaking full moon right in front of my window and my blinds are broken MIDNIGHT
— Took Adderall a few hours ago, and now I'm wired. 1 AM
— Because I can be... and I'm bored. 3 AM
— yunjin has a packet of pocky kiapped in her crotch 11 AM
— If I knew I'd tell you but I don't 3 AM
— im making youtube vids 2 AM
— Still Drunk. Good Music. Won't Sleep. MIDNIGHT
— Cause I have a boner 10 PM
— waiting for some birthday greetings haha 2 AM
— Bed isnt till midnight 7 PM
— not stoned enough. :( 5 PM
— good question 8 AM
— Internet is life 3 PM
— searching for the answer as to why I am still awake MIDNIGHT
— Because Im sleepy but I dont want to close my eyelids 4 AM
— because i woke up at 6pm due to the fact that its Ramadan and my sleeping schedule is screwed up 8 AM
— why do I have to go to work? 7 AM
— Planning my parents' death. 1 AM
— googling how to do amazing things in the next few years that I cannot possibly do tonight whilst awake 4 AM
— i was playing video games 2 AM
— dude same i woke up at 6pm yesterday been up all night and will only get tired in like 3 hours 6 AM
— This site seems very 2010 but I can't really tell (9/11/2018) 4 AM
— how did i got here lol 3 AM
— Too bored to sleep. 1 AM
— My stupid bladder does nor want to sleep..Ugh! Oh yeah, the man I like lives in Europe and I don't..Meh.. 5 AM
— I'm asking the internet why am I still awake.... 3 AM
— Because I'm fapping MIDNIGHT
— It's the middle of of the day 11 AM
— My cats not kicking the door and im afraid someone killed him instead of me 4 AM
— generic excuse to hide the fact that im masturbating 2 AM
— Because It's freaking full moon right in front of my window and my blinds are broken MIDNIGHT
— Took Adderall a few hours ago, and now I'm wired. 1 AM
— Because I can be... and I'm bored. 3 AM
— yunjin has a packet of pocky kiapped in her crotch 11 AM
— If I knew I'd tell you but I don't 3 AM
— im making youtube vids 2 AM
— Still Drunk. Good Music. Won't Sleep. MIDNIGHT
— Cause I have a boner 10 PM
— waiting for some birthday greetings haha 2 AM
— Bed isnt till midnight 7 PM
— not stoned enough. :( 5 PM
— good question 8 AM
— Internet is life 3 PM
— searching for the answer as to why I am still awake MIDNIGHT
— Because Im sleepy but I dont want to close my eyelids 4 AM
— because i woke up at 6pm due to the fact that its Ramadan and my sleeping schedule is screwed up 8 AM
— why do I have to go to work? 7 AM
— Planning my parents' death. 1 AM
— googling how to do amazing things in the next few years that I cannot possibly do tonight whilst awake 4 AM
— i was playing video games 2 AM
— dude same i woke up at 6pm yesterday been up all night and will only get tired in like 3 hours 6 AM
— This site seems very 2010 but I can't really tell (9/11/2018) 4 AM
— how did i got here lol 3 AM
— Too bored to sleep. 1 AM
— My stupid bladder does nor want to sleep..Ugh! Oh yeah, the man I like lives in Europe and I don't..Meh.. 5 AM
— I'm asking the internet why am I still awake.... 3 AM
— Because I'm fapping MIDNIGHT