WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Angery that people can have different opinions 11 PM
— Couse kittens drunk 1 AM
— getting entertained by tinder matches 2 AM
— Coding for out thesis. 11 PM
— i need more friends 10 AM
— Browsing this website 1 AM
— cause i like being alone or as close as i can tell since everyone else is asleep. i dont get a lot of time to just be with myself. 6 AM
— watching Undeclared. 10 PM
— Because these are the questions that keep me up at night. 2 AM
— wait, i'm not asleep now? MIDNIGHT
— LAST MINUTE CRAMMING SESSION OHYMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD 1 AM
— dreaming of fucking hot girls 3 AM
— kinda depressed MIDNIGHT
— joshua pello aka pluviophilexy wants to kill me this morning 4 AM
— my snails are too loud MIDNIGHT
— Listening to music, after binge watching NetFlix, and watching WAY to many YouTube Videos MIDNIGHT
— I can't stop thinking about whether I should break up with my boyfriend and date lesbians. 11 PM
— falling asleeeeeeeeeekmfddddv 9 PM
— My eyes are burning, I'm web-surfing, I'm waiting for my boyfriend to come back and my baby is up and at 'em.... MIDNIGHT
— because i think im in love 3 AM
— Got mad at husband at 11pm, watched Steven King giving speeches til 3, can't feel the tiredness when I'm staring at at bright screen. Ooops. 3 AM
— Too hungry to sleep and too tired to make food 6 AM
— this bitch empty YEEEEEET MIDNIGHT
— on my period 1 AM
— Exam next week MIDNIGHT
— I keep thinking about kissing my boyfriend 1 AM
— Because I have nightly internet 3 AM
— wish i could stay up with you 3 AM
— I honestly don't know 1 AM
— Because I'm busy procrastinating 7 PM
— Angery that people can have different opinions 11 PM
— Couse kittens drunk 1 AM
— getting entertained by tinder matches 2 AM
— Coding for out thesis. 11 PM
— i need more friends 10 AM
— Browsing this website 1 AM
— cause i like being alone or as close as i can tell since everyone else is asleep. i dont get a lot of time to just be with myself. 6 AM
— watching Undeclared. 10 PM
— Because these are the questions that keep me up at night. 2 AM
— wait, i'm not asleep now? MIDNIGHT
— LAST MINUTE CRAMMING SESSION OHYMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD 1 AM
— dreaming of fucking hot girls 3 AM
— kinda depressed MIDNIGHT
— joshua pello aka pluviophilexy wants to kill me this morning 4 AM
— my snails are too loud MIDNIGHT
— Listening to music, after binge watching NetFlix, and watching WAY to many YouTube Videos MIDNIGHT
— I can't stop thinking about whether I should break up with my boyfriend and date lesbians. 11 PM
— falling asleeeeeeeeeekmfddddv 9 PM
— My eyes are burning, I'm web-surfing, I'm waiting for my boyfriend to come back and my baby is up and at 'em.... MIDNIGHT
— because i think im in love 3 AM
— Got mad at husband at 11pm, watched Steven King giving speeches til 3, can't feel the tiredness when I'm staring at at bright screen. Ooops. 3 AM
— Too hungry to sleep and too tired to make food 6 AM
— this bitch empty YEEEEEET MIDNIGHT
— on my period 1 AM
— Exam next week MIDNIGHT
— I keep thinking about kissing my boyfriend 1 AM
— Because I have nightly internet 3 AM
— wish i could stay up with you 3 AM
— I honestly don't know 1 AM
— Because I'm busy procrastinating 7 PM