WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— i'm thinking about my life too much, reflecting on it over music 2 AM
— I was looking at Atlas Obscura while I ate a snack and imagining what it would be like to go on a road trip across the country 11 PM
— elder scrolls online 5 AM
— Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis 1 AM
— Bed isnt till midnight 7 PM
— the grind doesnt stop 3 AM
— Because nico Di Angelo and will solace would make a cute couple MIDNIGHT
— because class 7 AM
— Idk. Why are YOU awake? 5 AM
— because hot pockets 1 AM
— lol it's noon I'm just depressed and tired NOON
— So much shit on my mind 11 PM
— cause i like being alone or as close as i can tell since everyone else is asleep. i dont get a lot of time to just be with myself. 6 AM
— The reason I am still awake is because I am not in the need of sleep, as known the previous one: "because im too busy playing epic by epic games" wow. 6 PM
— I accidentally made myself nocturnal. Wake up at 4 or 5 PM, fall asleep at 9 next day. 8 AM
— anyone still here or am i alone? 11 PM
— THE INTERNET HAS BRAINWASHED ME MIDNIGHT
— fucking my gmail went offline 3 AM
— because I'm lazy and left my assignment till the last minute....... 6 AM
— one word YouTube 9 AM
— i hate myself 4 AM
— guess I should go to bed and continue failing this class in the morning 1 AM
— Because fuck you, that's why. 11 PM
— because gorillaz MIDNIGHT
— because ive been stalking my crush and been asking life questions on google... 2 AM
— Cause I have to be 2 PM
— i was crying and i talked to ym friends then got disracted lol 1 AM
— IT'S 3 AM WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE? 3 AM
— Cleaning the house before the wife gets back and sees this mess MIDNIGHT
— for no good reason at all 8 PM
— i'm thinking about my life too much, reflecting on it over music 2 AM
— I was looking at Atlas Obscura while I ate a snack and imagining what it would be like to go on a road trip across the country 11 PM
— elder scrolls online 5 AM
— Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis 1 AM
— Bed isnt till midnight 7 PM
— the grind doesnt stop 3 AM
— Because nico Di Angelo and will solace would make a cute couple MIDNIGHT
— because class 7 AM
— Idk. Why are YOU awake? 5 AM
— because hot pockets 1 AM
— lol it's noon I'm just depressed and tired NOON
— So much shit on my mind 11 PM
— cause i like being alone or as close as i can tell since everyone else is asleep. i dont get a lot of time to just be with myself. 6 AM
— The reason I am still awake is because I am not in the need of sleep, as known the previous one: "because im too busy playing epic by epic games" wow. 6 PM
— I accidentally made myself nocturnal. Wake up at 4 or 5 PM, fall asleep at 9 next day. 8 AM
— anyone still here or am i alone? 11 PM
— THE INTERNET HAS BRAINWASHED ME MIDNIGHT
— fucking my gmail went offline 3 AM
— because I'm lazy and left my assignment till the last minute....... 6 AM
— one word YouTube 9 AM
— i hate myself 4 AM
— guess I should go to bed and continue failing this class in the morning 1 AM
— Because fuck you, that's why. 11 PM
— because gorillaz MIDNIGHT
— because ive been stalking my crush and been asking life questions on google... 2 AM
— Cause I have to be 2 PM
— i was crying and i talked to ym friends then got disracted lol 1 AM
— IT'S 3 AM WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE? 3 AM
— Cleaning the house before the wife gets back and sees this mess MIDNIGHT
— for no good reason at all 8 PM