WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— talkiing to my gf 1 AM
— I miss you 7 AM
— I'm not tired yet. It's not my bedtime 8 PM
— I don't know. but I don't want to be. 2 AM
— don't judge me 7 PM
— 4 AM 3 AM
— I 1 AM
— i wanna fuuuccckkk 10 PM
— Too many w33bs here 11 PM
— Shit. You tell me bro :/ 4 AM
— Because I watched a scary movie and wanted to sleep when it was light out but forgot to get sleepy. ;; 6 AM
— Thinking about Mike Wasowski 11 PM
— physics lab report and pre lab, fuck 3 AM
— Top Gear. 10 PM
— South Park is on... 10 PM
— Because I need more sleep than most people to function. 11 PM
— cuz making music ye 2 AM
— Shut up, I lost my penis. 1 AM
— Because I wait on homework, but homework does not wait on me. MIDNIGHT
— because i'm listening to some lofi hiphop while also watching people be philosophical and it's great 1 AM
— Why am I here? 1 AM
— Memes... that is all 1 AM
— Overwatch calls my name. 7 PM
— Cats 11 AM
— Because I’m a weak bitch 4 AM
— thinking about ex and new crush and why am i single?! 11 PM
— dover,delaware MIDNIGHT
— Blacks have moved into my dreams.
— Evanescence. 5 AM
— Hello... 9 AM
— talkiing to my gf 1 AM
— I miss you 7 AM
— I'm not tired yet. It's not my bedtime 8 PM
— I don't know. but I don't want to be. 2 AM
— don't judge me 7 PM
— 4 AM 3 AM
— I 1 AM
— i wanna fuuuccckkk 10 PM
— Too many w33bs here 11 PM
— Shit. You tell me bro :/ 4 AM
— Because I watched a scary movie and wanted to sleep when it was light out but forgot to get sleepy. ;; 6 AM
— Thinking about Mike Wasowski 11 PM
— physics lab report and pre lab, fuck 3 AM
— Top Gear. 10 PM
— South Park is on... 10 PM
— Because I need more sleep than most people to function. 11 PM
— cuz making music ye 2 AM
— Shut up, I lost my penis. 1 AM
— Because I wait on homework, but homework does not wait on me. MIDNIGHT
— because i'm listening to some lofi hiphop while also watching people be philosophical and it's great 1 AM
— Why am I here? 1 AM
— Memes... that is all 1 AM
— Overwatch calls my name. 7 PM
— Cats 11 AM
— Because I’m a weak bitch 4 AM
— thinking about ex and new crush and why am i single?! 11 PM
— dover,delaware MIDNIGHT
— Blacks have moved into my dreams.
— Evanescence. 5 AM
— Hello... 9 AM