WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why should I send you money then?
A: Maybe it will help you sleep at night.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why should I send you money then?
A: Maybe it will help you sleep at night.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— i stayed up ALL night m8 6 AM
— also MIDNIGHT
— IM SO TIRED THO MIDNIGHT
— Because I can't ever seem to fall asleep.....ever 2 AM
— Watching tv 10 PM
— college assignment 5 AM
— wish i could stay up with you 3 AM
— idk but i like it 2 AM
— I'm sad 3 AM
— chronic insomnia 1 AM
— I'm semi-addicted to the internet and usually go on my laptop until I pass out of sheer exhaustion. 1 AM
— Honestly, I just don't have self control and end up socializing too long. 3 AM
— ?Awake still you are why pm 9 it's 9 PM
— i'm 36 i could do WHATEVER i want MIDNIGHT
— Because I have lost total control of my life. 3 AM
— Coz i feel to ugly te fall asleep 1 AM
— Sleep is 1 AM
— Because I can't stop watching Black Swan 10 PM
— i do not know i m here to find that 3 AM
— I don't know... 1 AM
— I'm not tired? 1 AM
— fapfapfap.. fapfapfap.. fap your penis. fap your PENIS! 3 AM
— Just kidding, no cocaine was used in this process. Whoever is reading this, you should probably go to sleep 4 AM
— YYEAAAAA BOOOIII 4 PM
— thinking of her. 1 AM
— I'm in love with my best friend. 10 PM
— cuz videogames MIDNIGHT
— Because I'm not asleep 1 AM
— Anime 1 AM
— trying to watch a movie and not fall asleep... MIDNIGHT
— i stayed up ALL night m8 6 AM
— also MIDNIGHT
— IM SO TIRED THO MIDNIGHT
— Because I can't ever seem to fall asleep.....ever 2 AM
— Watching tv 10 PM
— college assignment 5 AM
— wish i could stay up with you 3 AM
— idk but i like it 2 AM
— I'm sad 3 AM
— chronic insomnia 1 AM
— I'm semi-addicted to the internet and usually go on my laptop until I pass out of sheer exhaustion. 1 AM
— Honestly, I just don't have self control and end up socializing too long. 3 AM
— ?Awake still you are why pm 9 it's 9 PM
— i'm 36 i could do WHATEVER i want MIDNIGHT
— Because I have lost total control of my life. 3 AM
— Coz i feel to ugly te fall asleep 1 AM
— Sleep is 1 AM
— Because I can't stop watching Black Swan 10 PM
— i do not know i m here to find that 3 AM
— I don't know... 1 AM
— I'm not tired? 1 AM
— fapfapfap.. fapfapfap.. fap your penis. fap your PENIS! 3 AM
— Just kidding, no cocaine was used in this process. Whoever is reading this, you should probably go to sleep 4 AM
— YYEAAAAA BOOOIII 4 PM
— thinking of her. 1 AM
— I'm in love with my best friend. 10 PM
— cuz videogames MIDNIGHT
— Because I'm not asleep 1 AM
— Anime 1 AM
— trying to watch a movie and not fall asleep... MIDNIGHT