WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— banging yo momma. 9 AM
— just had sex 9 PM
— I wrote an erotic story for myself 11 PM
— Work, work and more work. Time to crash! 2 AM
— There are too many other things I could be doing 1 AM
— I think people care, they don't but whatever. 9 PM
— i dont now 6 PM
— wellll i was gonna bang this reaallyy cool chick for the first time tonight, kind of a big deal. but that didnt happen. 2 AM
— I blame the jews for this 5 AM
— who knows 5 AM
— Watchin porn....why else?? 3 AM
— I don't know? 2 PM
— I'm afraid she's occupying your time. 2 AM
— because i just saw a man eat his own fingers. 7 PM
— YouTube got me FOCKED UP! 5 AM
— ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 3 AM
— I 1 AM
— Because I must send all the Jews to Auschwitz 3 AM
— just help me 2 AM
— ?Awake still you are why pm 9 it's 9 PM
— kill me 2 AM
— Trying to understand girls 2 AM
— Just can't sleep it's weird maybe I'm nervous or expecting something in the post I'm not sure it's a bit like the night before Xmas I'm half waiting 3 AM
— I slept all day :( 1 AM
— girls man, fuck. 4 months planning and you cancel only to say "i don't want to be mean" i'm just so done, 26/7/16 11 PM
— i'm horny 11 PM
— Will there be a scrollbar? Will answers simply disappear? I'm tossing and turning as my mind turns over all the possibilities.
— Well shit 8 PM
— people still post on here? MIDNIGHT
— weird smells 2 AM
— banging yo momma. 9 AM
— just had sex 9 PM
— I wrote an erotic story for myself 11 PM
— Work, work and more work. Time to crash! 2 AM
— There are too many other things I could be doing 1 AM
— I think people care, they don't but whatever. 9 PM
— i dont now 6 PM
— wellll i was gonna bang this reaallyy cool chick for the first time tonight, kind of a big deal. but that didnt happen. 2 AM
— I blame the jews for this 5 AM
— who knows 5 AM
— Watchin porn....why else?? 3 AM
— I don't know? 2 PM
— I'm afraid she's occupying your time. 2 AM
— because i just saw a man eat his own fingers. 7 PM
— YouTube got me FOCKED UP! 5 AM
— ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 3 AM
— I 1 AM
— Because I must send all the Jews to Auschwitz 3 AM
— just help me 2 AM
— ?Awake still you are why pm 9 it's 9 PM
— kill me 2 AM
— Trying to understand girls 2 AM
— Just can't sleep it's weird maybe I'm nervous or expecting something in the post I'm not sure it's a bit like the night before Xmas I'm half waiting 3 AM
— I slept all day :( 1 AM
— girls man, fuck. 4 months planning and you cancel only to say "i don't want to be mean" i'm just so done, 26/7/16 11 PM
— i'm horny 11 PM
— Will there be a scrollbar? Will answers simply disappear? I'm tossing and turning as my mind turns over all the possibilities.
— Well shit 8 PM
— people still post on here? MIDNIGHT
— weird smells 2 AM