WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— ARJUN IS GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 3 AM
— BECAUSE I'M BATMAN MIDNIGHT
— BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STOP THE BEAT!!! 10 PM
— Oh, hindsight. You Mother Fucker. 2 AM
— working late night..... 2 AM
— Because it's only 4 in the afternoon motherfucker. 4 PM
— I haven't let my house in three weeks and I forgot that time existed. 6 AM
— I wrote an erotic story for myself 11 PM
— Because I cant pick the perfect puppy name 10 PM
— My life is average. 10 PM
— i have insomnia 1 AM
— thinking about ex and new crush and why am i single?! 11 PM
— I NEED TO PEE BUT IM TOO LAZY TO GET OUTTA MY WARM BED AND IVE BEEN WAITING TO GET THE WILLPOWER TO GET OUT OF BED SO I CAN FINALLY SLEEP 1 AM
— FINAL FANTASY MUSIC IS 2 SPOOKY 4 ME MIDNIGHT
— Im busy with a fucking research assignment ffs 1 AM
— BECAUSE MY ARSE IS WET 10 PM
— They won't pay me if I fall asleep at work. 1 PM
— My cat keeps kicking the door, i know its the cat, but im still afraid that its someone here to kill me 3 AM
— I didn't feel like going to bed and had YT to watch 2 AM
— Why am I here 7 PM
— I have no excuses 1 AM
— Idk. Why are YOU awake? 5 AM
— Because I just caused the toilet in my friend's house to explode and spray fecal matter all over the bathroom floor.
— im watching netflix and eating patato chips 5 AM
— because i h8 going to bed early yet strangely yearn for sleep during my the early hours of the morning... MIDNIGHT
— Fucking hell 1 AM
— I miss you 7 AM
— Just can't sleep it's weird maybe I'm nervous or expecting something in the post I'm not sure it's a bit like the night before Xmas I'm half waiting 3 AM
— not being able to find grape panta anywhere in stores ): where has it goneeee 1 AM
— Its a beautiful day. 7 PM
— ARJUN IS GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 3 AM
— BECAUSE I'M BATMAN MIDNIGHT
— BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STOP THE BEAT!!! 10 PM
— Oh, hindsight. You Mother Fucker. 2 AM
— working late night..... 2 AM
— Because it's only 4 in the afternoon motherfucker. 4 PM
— I haven't let my house in three weeks and I forgot that time existed. 6 AM
— I wrote an erotic story for myself 11 PM
— Because I cant pick the perfect puppy name 10 PM
— My life is average. 10 PM
— i have insomnia 1 AM
— thinking about ex and new crush and why am i single?! 11 PM
— I NEED TO PEE BUT IM TOO LAZY TO GET OUTTA MY WARM BED AND IVE BEEN WAITING TO GET THE WILLPOWER TO GET OUT OF BED SO I CAN FINALLY SLEEP 1 AM
— FINAL FANTASY MUSIC IS 2 SPOOKY 4 ME MIDNIGHT
— Im busy with a fucking research assignment ffs 1 AM
— BECAUSE MY ARSE IS WET 10 PM
— They won't pay me if I fall asleep at work. 1 PM
— My cat keeps kicking the door, i know its the cat, but im still afraid that its someone here to kill me 3 AM
— I didn't feel like going to bed and had YT to watch 2 AM
— Why am I here 7 PM
— I have no excuses 1 AM
— Idk. Why are YOU awake? 5 AM
— Because I just caused the toilet in my friend's house to explode and spray fecal matter all over the bathroom floor.
— im watching netflix and eating patato chips 5 AM
— because i h8 going to bed early yet strangely yearn for sleep during my the early hours of the morning... MIDNIGHT
— Fucking hell 1 AM
— I miss you 7 AM
— Just can't sleep it's weird maybe I'm nervous or expecting something in the post I'm not sure it's a bit like the night before Xmas I'm half waiting 3 AM
— not being able to find grape panta anywhere in stores ): where has it goneeee 1 AM
— Its a beautiful day. 7 PM