WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Because I go to bed at 10:30. 9 PM
— I have no friends 11 PM
— lmao ecause school fukin sucks 11 PM
— Cat on bed. too nice to move it. 10 PM
— This website is the reason why 11 PM
— I'm not tired yet. It's not my bedtime 8 PM
— Because I'm genuinely not feeling well 2 AM
— I can't fall asleep because my ind is hyper at bedtime and I don't know why 1 AM
— because i am painting with hotdogs 8 PM
— i took a 4 hour nap earlier man 3 AM
— Because I took a nap earlier and now I'm awake thinking about...someone special. 1 AM
— I don't fucking know u tell me MIDNIGHT
— I just looked up how high I could from without breaking my legs and I have work in 6 hours :) 11 PM
— I actually Googled "Why am I still awake?" and up came this site. lol funny. I need sleep. 4 AM
— Stupid YouTube 5 AM
— I forgot if I was going to go to bed or not. 3 AM
— I feel like my gf forgot about me :/ 2 AM
— MY ASS is Aching.. :P 11 PM
— HELLO THIS IS TESTING YOUR SYSTEM 11 AM
— Because i have a computer D: 2 AM
— It's the middle of of the day 11 AM
— My head has too many thoughts.... 10 PM
— Because there is still more to drink and it isn't even happy hour yet. 4 PM
— I had to write in my journal, okay? 1 AM
— idk why are you 1 AM
— Just watched my friend ascend in Nethack MIDNIGHT
— Reddit and True Blood Season 3 3 AM
— Because I'm stressed thinking about why I have such explosive rage bottled up inside and how said rage is damaging my relationship with my husband. 2 AM
— Because I came downstairs for the baby monitor 2 hours ago. MIDNIGHT
— who fucking knows?!?! 5 AM
— Because I go to bed at 10:30. 9 PM
— I have no friends 11 PM
— lmao ecause school fukin sucks 11 PM
— Cat on bed. too nice to move it. 10 PM
— This website is the reason why 11 PM
— I'm not tired yet. It's not my bedtime 8 PM
— Because I'm genuinely not feeling well 2 AM
— I can't fall asleep because my ind is hyper at bedtime and I don't know why 1 AM
— because i am painting with hotdogs 8 PM
— i took a 4 hour nap earlier man 3 AM
— Because I took a nap earlier and now I'm awake thinking about...someone special. 1 AM
— I don't fucking know u tell me MIDNIGHT
— I just looked up how high I could from without breaking my legs and I have work in 6 hours :) 11 PM
— I actually Googled "Why am I still awake?" and up came this site. lol funny. I need sleep. 4 AM
— Stupid YouTube 5 AM
— I forgot if I was going to go to bed or not. 3 AM
— I feel like my gf forgot about me :/ 2 AM
— MY ASS is Aching.. :P 11 PM
— HELLO THIS IS TESTING YOUR SYSTEM 11 AM
— Because i have a computer D: 2 AM
— It's the middle of of the day 11 AM
— My head has too many thoughts.... 10 PM
— Because there is still more to drink and it isn't even happy hour yet. 4 PM
— I had to write in my journal, okay? 1 AM
— idk why are you 1 AM
— Just watched my friend ascend in Nethack MIDNIGHT
— Reddit and True Blood Season 3 3 AM
— Because I'm stressed thinking about why I have such explosive rage bottled up inside and how said rage is damaging my relationship with my husband. 2 AM
— Because I came downstairs for the baby monitor 2 hours ago. MIDNIGHT
— who fucking knows?!?! 5 AM