WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— writing a cv MIDNIGHT
— I needed to watch the last episode of Friends. Fuck it, it's the last episode 1 AM
— I'm questioning my life, as well as myself... Also watching YouTube, and looking at aesthetic things. Because I have problems? 3 AM
— YouTube duh 4 AM
— Because I'm stressed thinking about why I have such explosive rage bottled up inside and how said rage is damaging my relationship with my husband. 2 AM
— Tiger blood. 5 PM
— IT'S FUCKING BREAK THATS WHY! 2 AM
— I have no idea. 5 AM
— Because I have too many thoughts trapped in my fucking brain. 3 AM
— goonin time 9 PM
— Because my stupid-ass boyfriend didn't come back home tonight and I was up all this time waiting on him 3 AM
— whitney gibson 5 AM
— Because I'm actually an owl, this is my daytime, and I'll be sleep by dawn....either I'm an owl or...a VAMPIRE. 5 AM
— I keep reading reddit 1 AM
— wait, i'm not asleep now? MIDNIGHT
— fap fap fap 10 PM
— I can't fall asleep :( 5 AM
— Unfamiliar bed. Low to the ground and there's a cat in it! 3 AM
— Because I messed up 1 AM
— I keep feeling like I have an extra foot appendage 11 PM
— I don't know either, ask someone else. 9 PM
— Watching kitchen nightmares 4 AM
— I'm losing my way 4 AM
— Because I watched a scary movie and wanted to sleep when it was light out but forgot to get sleepy. ;; 6 AM
— i really need someone to vent to...and i really really need a friend...i mean man i dnt wana be alone 3 AM
— VIDEO GAMES 9 AM
— Most of these excuses are boner-centric. 10 PM
— I was looking at Atlas Obscura while I ate a snack and imagining what it would be like to go on a road trip across the country 11 PM
— because my phone battery is still ALIVE 3 PM
— ...Wait, why AM I still awake at 4am? 4 AM
— writing a cv MIDNIGHT
— I needed to watch the last episode of Friends. Fuck it, it's the last episode 1 AM
— I'm questioning my life, as well as myself... Also watching YouTube, and looking at aesthetic things. Because I have problems? 3 AM
— YouTube duh 4 AM
— Because I'm stressed thinking about why I have such explosive rage bottled up inside and how said rage is damaging my relationship with my husband. 2 AM
— Tiger blood. 5 PM
— IT'S FUCKING BREAK THATS WHY! 2 AM
— I have no idea. 5 AM
— Because I have too many thoughts trapped in my fucking brain. 3 AM
— goonin time 9 PM
— Because my stupid-ass boyfriend didn't come back home tonight and I was up all this time waiting on him 3 AM
— whitney gibson 5 AM
— Because I'm actually an owl, this is my daytime, and I'll be sleep by dawn....either I'm an owl or...a VAMPIRE. 5 AM
— I keep reading reddit 1 AM
— wait, i'm not asleep now? MIDNIGHT
— fap fap fap 10 PM
— I can't fall asleep :( 5 AM
— Unfamiliar bed. Low to the ground and there's a cat in it! 3 AM
— Because I messed up 1 AM
— I keep feeling like I have an extra foot appendage 11 PM
— I don't know either, ask someone else. 9 PM
— Watching kitchen nightmares 4 AM
— I'm losing my way 4 AM
— Because I watched a scary movie and wanted to sleep when it was light out but forgot to get sleepy. ;; 6 AM
— i really need someone to vent to...and i really really need a friend...i mean man i dnt wana be alone 3 AM
— VIDEO GAMES 9 AM
— Most of these excuses are boner-centric. 10 PM
— I was looking at Atlas Obscura while I ate a snack and imagining what it would be like to go on a road trip across the country 11 PM
— because my phone battery is still ALIVE 3 PM
— ...Wait, why AM I still awake at 4am? 4 AM