WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— maybe she doesn't like me 3 AM
— I'm not really sure at this point? 4 AM
— I'm hungry 11 AM
— I'm not NOON
— dover,delaware MIDNIGHT
— is there any body out there? 1 AM
— I was playing minecraft and I got distracted. 10 AM
— Balls. 2 AM
— you're great 3 AM
— I ate Taco Bell for the first time in months and I can't stop farting 1 AM
— I can't fall asleep because my ind is hyper at bedtime and I don't know why 1 AM
— I'm not really that tired to be honest. MIDNIGHT
— because the music is good af XD 1 AM
— Sleep 1 AM
— cuz i can 11 PM
— May I suggest... BONING? MIDNIGHT
— because I'm dumb 4 AM
— Slept 2 hours night before last, worked 17 hours, slept 2 more hours, worked 13 today. idk why I can’t sleep 10 PM
— beer 7 PM
— Because it's better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all.
— ID JOIN YOU 10 PM
— i need a girl NOON
— Something sex related that totally applies to reality 11 PM
— Was thinking of a creative way to say "goodnight" to a girl I like. 3 AM
— Because my head hurts and this cronic pain is keeping me from falling asleep 7 AM
— Studying the Field Training Manual. Oh, and Smash Bros. Music, and Pokemon, and setting up a Minecraft server. 2 AM
— Caffeine 7 AM
— bcuz like my partner is a bitch and i had to do all the work :/ 3 AM
— What the fuck is this place?
— I NEED TO PEE BUT IM TOO LAZY TO GET OUTTA MY WARM BED AND IVE BEEN WAITING TO GET THE WILLPOWER TO GET OUT OF BED SO I CAN FINALLY SLEEP 1 AM
— maybe she doesn't like me 3 AM
— I'm not really sure at this point? 4 AM
— I'm hungry 11 AM
— I'm not NOON
— dover,delaware MIDNIGHT
— is there any body out there? 1 AM
— I was playing minecraft and I got distracted. 10 AM
— Balls. 2 AM
— you're great 3 AM
— I ate Taco Bell for the first time in months and I can't stop farting 1 AM
— I can't fall asleep because my ind is hyper at bedtime and I don't know why 1 AM
— I'm not really that tired to be honest. MIDNIGHT
— because the music is good af XD 1 AM
— Sleep 1 AM
— cuz i can 11 PM
— May I suggest... BONING? MIDNIGHT
— because I'm dumb 4 AM
— Slept 2 hours night before last, worked 17 hours, slept 2 more hours, worked 13 today. idk why I can’t sleep 10 PM
— beer 7 PM
— Because it's better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all.
— ID JOIN YOU 10 PM
— i need a girl NOON
— Something sex related that totally applies to reality 11 PM
— Was thinking of a creative way to say "goodnight" to a girl I like. 3 AM
— Because my head hurts and this cronic pain is keeping me from falling asleep 7 AM
— Studying the Field Training Manual. Oh, and Smash Bros. Music, and Pokemon, and setting up a Minecraft server. 2 AM
— Caffeine 7 AM
— bcuz like my partner is a bitch and i had to do all the work :/ 3 AM
— What the fuck is this place?
— I NEED TO PEE BUT IM TOO LAZY TO GET OUTTA MY WARM BED AND IVE BEEN WAITING TO GET THE WILLPOWER TO GET OUT OF BED SO I CAN FINALLY SLEEP 1 AM