WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Why am I here? 1 AM
— Because I am a cunt 10 PM
— #stillCryingOverViktuuri 6 PM
— I feel so lonely. 1 AM
— I figured out why you are yelling at me, BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS SLEEP AND WHO ARE YOU AND WHY AM I SUDDENLY AROUSED!? 5 AM
— ll MIDNIGHT
— Because I wait on homework, but homework does not wait on me. MIDNIGHT
— ate too much 11 PM
— meow 11 PM
— The whispering and tapping coming from the walls 11 PM
— Still Drunk. Good Music. Won't Sleep. MIDNIGHT
— I've fucked my sleep pattern so bad 5 AM
— I tend to be awake in the daytime. 2 PM
— because I just woke up 4 PM
— My baby just FINALLY went to sleep to the Moana soundtrack so now I'm just listening to zen nature music, attempting to do deep breathing. 2 AM
— https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE 7 AM
— I can feel my sanity slowly slipping away. I think I want to kill myself. 1 AM
— I really wanna kiss my crush! I don't wanna wake up kissin ma bed Again!! :( What? We all did it!! 2 AM
— ARGH 8 AM
— PANERA!!! YES!!!! 7 AM
— Bcuz i need dick and my man lives far far away in another dimension 3 AM
— I'm semi-addicted to the internet and usually go on my laptop until I pass out of sheer exhaustion. 1 AM
— UP 3 AM
— Memes... that is all 1 AM
— FOOTBALL!!! 10 PM
— Bed isnt till midnight 7 PM
— so what if i'm horny at 2pm? 2 PM
— chronic insomnia 1 AM
— depression, yo 4 AM
— Because I have to poop, but can't. 10 PM
— Why am I here? 1 AM
— Because I am a cunt 10 PM
— #stillCryingOverViktuuri 6 PM
— I feel so lonely. 1 AM
— I figured out why you are yelling at me, BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS SLEEP AND WHO ARE YOU AND WHY AM I SUDDENLY AROUSED!? 5 AM
— ll MIDNIGHT
— Because I wait on homework, but homework does not wait on me. MIDNIGHT
— ate too much 11 PM
— meow 11 PM
— The whispering and tapping coming from the walls 11 PM
— Still Drunk. Good Music. Won't Sleep. MIDNIGHT
— I've fucked my sleep pattern so bad 5 AM
— I tend to be awake in the daytime. 2 PM
— because I just woke up 4 PM
— My baby just FINALLY went to sleep to the Moana soundtrack so now I'm just listening to zen nature music, attempting to do deep breathing. 2 AM
— https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE 7 AM
— I can feel my sanity slowly slipping away. I think I want to kill myself. 1 AM
— I really wanna kiss my crush! I don't wanna wake up kissin ma bed Again!! :( What? We all did it!! 2 AM
— ARGH 8 AM
— PANERA!!! YES!!!! 7 AM
— Bcuz i need dick and my man lives far far away in another dimension 3 AM
— I'm semi-addicted to the internet and usually go on my laptop until I pass out of sheer exhaustion. 1 AM
— UP 3 AM
— Memes... that is all 1 AM
— FOOTBALL!!! 10 PM
— Bed isnt till midnight 7 PM
— so what if i'm horny at 2pm? 2 PM
— chronic insomnia 1 AM
— depression, yo 4 AM
— Because I have to poop, but can't. 10 PM