WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Ugh. I don't know. Too tired to sleep. 5 AM
— Ya know....i don't even know anymore plz send help 10 PM
— and you care because?! >.> MIDNIGHT
— confused as to who i like MIDNIGHT
— because i feel that the longer i wait the more satisfying my sleep will be 4 AM
— Fuck knows 11 PM
— help me i think i'm depressed 10 PM
— Im so hungry omd MIDNIGHT
— the voices.... 2 AM
— Hmm, I know yesterday was Thursday, but I can't for the life of me figure out what day is tomorrow. 7 PM
— I want to stay up long enough that I don't have to worry about my drunk friends, yet also subtly tell them I hate them. 3 AM
— It's the middle of of the day 11 AM
— Because my anxiety has invaded my thoughts like an unwelcomed parasite. It has latched on to my brain and I can't seem to escape it. 2 AM
— EATING ALL THE FOOD 2 AM
— Our countrys on the edge of another civil war, were in the middle of a historic pandemic thats killing thousands daily, people are starving, etc,etc 2 AM
— because memes 1 AM
— How am I staying awake? I'm 11 10 PM
— Idk. Why are YOU awake? 5 AM
— because im waiting my love one to reply 2 AM
— Got a lot on my mind 1 AM
— & I love you, Simon. 1 AM
— Thinking of playing with gator boy. Leslie 3 AM
— my friends are still awake and I get worried about them so I don't want to sleep until they do MIDNIGHT
— Why has god abandoned us -Filthy Frank 3 AM
— Don't want to sleep because I know that when I wake up it'll be time to go back to work. 2 AM
— Cat on bed. too nice to move it. 10 PM
— Sleep is for the weak. 7 AM
— Coding for out thesis. 11 PM
— to busy creeping on facebook 4 PM
— why do I have to go to work? 7 AM
— Ugh. I don't know. Too tired to sleep. 5 AM
— Ya know....i don't even know anymore plz send help 10 PM
— and you care because?! >.> MIDNIGHT
— confused as to who i like MIDNIGHT
— because i feel that the longer i wait the more satisfying my sleep will be 4 AM
— Fuck knows 11 PM
— help me i think i'm depressed 10 PM
— Im so hungry omd MIDNIGHT
— the voices.... 2 AM
— Hmm, I know yesterday was Thursday, but I can't for the life of me figure out what day is tomorrow. 7 PM
— I want to stay up long enough that I don't have to worry about my drunk friends, yet also subtly tell them I hate them. 3 AM
— It's the middle of of the day 11 AM
— Because my anxiety has invaded my thoughts like an unwelcomed parasite. It has latched on to my brain and I can't seem to escape it. 2 AM
— EATING ALL THE FOOD 2 AM
— Our countrys on the edge of another civil war, were in the middle of a historic pandemic thats killing thousands daily, people are starving, etc,etc 2 AM
— because memes 1 AM
— How am I staying awake? I'm 11 10 PM
— Idk. Why are YOU awake? 5 AM
— because im waiting my love one to reply 2 AM
— Got a lot on my mind 1 AM
— & I love you, Simon. 1 AM
— Thinking of playing with gator boy. Leslie 3 AM
— my friends are still awake and I get worried about them so I don't want to sleep until they do MIDNIGHT
— Why has god abandoned us -Filthy Frank 3 AM
— Don't want to sleep because I know that when I wake up it'll be time to go back to work. 2 AM
— Cat on bed. too nice to move it. 10 PM
— Sleep is for the weak. 7 AM
— Coding for out thesis. 11 PM
— to busy creeping on facebook 4 PM
— why do I have to go to work? 7 AM