WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— why would i be sleeping at 9 pm lol 9 PM
— I was looking at Atlas Obscura while I ate a snack and imagining what it would be like to go on a road trip across the country 11 PM
— one word YouTube 9 AM
— Because I cant pick the perfect puppy name 10 PM
— cuz videogames MIDNIGHT
— because i'm waiting for my dreams to come true 6 AM
— I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HELP ME 7 AM
— I just looked up how high I could from without breaking my legs and I have work in 6 hours :) 11 PM
— More drugs 3 AM
— I'm lurking on deviantArt, looking at all the amazing work that makes my mediocrity even more painfully obvious. 4 AM
— A gigantic fleet of narwhales decided to attack. I'm plotting my revenge. 2 AM
— trying to find the end of the internet 9 PM
— googling how to do amazing things in the next few years that I cannot possibly do tonight whilst awake 4 AM
— damn early evening nap that turned into hours... 10 PM
— Unironically League of Legends 4 AM
— Nuclear physics final NOON
— My baby just FINALLY went to sleep to the Moana soundtrack so now I'm just listening to zen nature music, attempting to do deep breathing. 2 AM
— fucking my gmail went offline 3 AM
— because I wanted to eat then masturbate 2 AM
— I'm waiting for something on my PC 2 AM
— my life is awesome and sucks at the same time MIDNIGHT
— Ravens game 5 PM
— I just cant stop thinking about this girl, I want to tell her how amazing she is but Im scared the words will come out all wrong 5 AM
— cause i wanna drink 11 PM
— Project due in less than 48 hours and nothing is written yet!!! 2 AM
— I'm also possibly going to be homeless. EVERYTHING IS OKAY I'm going to try and try and try again to go back to sleep. Xo 2 AM
— I miss you 7 AM
— I'm in love MIDNIGHT
— Haven't eaten dinner yet.
— Song stuck in my heeeeeeaaaad brain hurting 10 PM
— why would i be sleeping at 9 pm lol 9 PM
— I was looking at Atlas Obscura while I ate a snack and imagining what it would be like to go on a road trip across the country 11 PM
— one word YouTube 9 AM
— Because I cant pick the perfect puppy name 10 PM
— cuz videogames MIDNIGHT
— because i'm waiting for my dreams to come true 6 AM
— I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HELP ME 7 AM
— I just looked up how high I could from without breaking my legs and I have work in 6 hours :) 11 PM
— More drugs 3 AM
— I'm lurking on deviantArt, looking at all the amazing work that makes my mediocrity even more painfully obvious. 4 AM
— A gigantic fleet of narwhales decided to attack. I'm plotting my revenge. 2 AM
— trying to find the end of the internet 9 PM
— googling how to do amazing things in the next few years that I cannot possibly do tonight whilst awake 4 AM
— damn early evening nap that turned into hours... 10 PM
— Unironically League of Legends 4 AM
— Nuclear physics final NOON
— My baby just FINALLY went to sleep to the Moana soundtrack so now I'm just listening to zen nature music, attempting to do deep breathing. 2 AM
— fucking my gmail went offline 3 AM
— because I wanted to eat then masturbate 2 AM
— I'm waiting for something on my PC 2 AM
— my life is awesome and sucks at the same time MIDNIGHT
— Ravens game 5 PM
— I just cant stop thinking about this girl, I want to tell her how amazing she is but Im scared the words will come out all wrong 5 AM
— cause i wanna drink 11 PM
— Project due in less than 48 hours and nothing is written yet!!! 2 AM
— I'm also possibly going to be homeless. EVERYTHING IS OKAY I'm going to try and try and try again to go back to sleep. Xo 2 AM
— I miss you 7 AM
— I'm in love MIDNIGHT
— Haven't eaten dinner yet.
— Song stuck in my heeeeeeaaaad brain hurting 10 PM