WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Unfamiliar bed. Low to the ground and there's a cat in it! 3 AM
— so... fucking... horny........ 2 AM
— because im high and i listening music. Korpiklaani - Kadet Siipina. 1 AM
— Fucking hell 1 AM
— don't judge me 7 PM
— Procrastinating writing 3 essays 2 AM
— ICE ICE BABY!!!!!!!!!!! 4 PM
— don't know 1 AM
— because my new phone comes in soon and im pumped 1 AM
— Nightmares are so much fun 5 AM
— feeling that i'm lonely and it makes me overthink that i couldn't sleep 6 PM
— just help me 2 AM
— It's not quite bedtime yet.... 7 PM
— Im Jackin it 11 PM
— Ptants, rlly. Don't forget the Panta 3 AM
— waiting for gsoc server.... it's down... MIDNIGHT
— I accidentally made myself nocturnal. Wake up at 4 or 5 PM, fall asleep at 9 next day. 8 AM
— Because there is still more to drink and it isn't even happy hour yet. 4 PM
— I got sick and slept during the afternoon 5 AM
— im on facetie MIDNIGHT
— reading up on adhd which my son diagnosed me with after having a roommate on adderall MIDNIGHT
— Haven't eaten dinner yet.
— making a montage of all my ugly friends 11 PM
— Because I cant pick the perfect puppy name 10 PM
— Took Adderall a few hours ago, and now I'm wired. 1 AM
— Because theres a world pandemic and the combo of boredom and anxiety is so bizarre that I am kind of curious to see where it goes. 11 PM
— This website is the reason why 11 PM
— Let me try the light swith first 5 AM
— because its a 9 10 AM
— Because fuck this dog. 7 AM
— Unfamiliar bed. Low to the ground and there's a cat in it! 3 AM
— so... fucking... horny........ 2 AM
— because im high and i listening music. Korpiklaani - Kadet Siipina. 1 AM
— Fucking hell 1 AM
— don't judge me 7 PM
— Procrastinating writing 3 essays 2 AM
— ICE ICE BABY!!!!!!!!!!! 4 PM
— don't know 1 AM
— because my new phone comes in soon and im pumped 1 AM
— Nightmares are so much fun 5 AM
— feeling that i'm lonely and it makes me overthink that i couldn't sleep 6 PM
— just help me 2 AM
— It's not quite bedtime yet.... 7 PM
— Im Jackin it 11 PM
— Ptants, rlly. Don't forget the Panta 3 AM
— waiting for gsoc server.... it's down... MIDNIGHT
— I accidentally made myself nocturnal. Wake up at 4 or 5 PM, fall asleep at 9 next day. 8 AM
— Because there is still more to drink and it isn't even happy hour yet. 4 PM
— I got sick and slept during the afternoon 5 AM
— im on facetie MIDNIGHT
— reading up on adhd which my son diagnosed me with after having a roommate on adderall MIDNIGHT
— Haven't eaten dinner yet.
— making a montage of all my ugly friends 11 PM
— Because I cant pick the perfect puppy name 10 PM
— Took Adderall a few hours ago, and now I'm wired. 1 AM
— Because theres a world pandemic and the combo of boredom and anxiety is so bizarre that I am kind of curious to see where it goes. 11 PM
— This website is the reason why 11 PM
— Let me try the light swith first 5 AM
— because its a 9 10 AM
— Because fuck this dog. 7 AM