WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Because I'm watching Breaking Bad 6 AM
— i am a fucking vampire (bitch) 1 AM
— My porn isn't over yet. 8 PM
— CUZ IM HORNY AF 10 PM
— anxiety...just kind of terrified of life i guess lol 2 AM
— Overwatch calls my name. 7 PM
— Bingo MIDNIGHT
— work 7 PM
— Because the sooner I go to sleep the sooner I have to get up and go to work MIDNIGHT
— Balls. 2 AM
— Damn asking the big questions 11 PM
— because its fun to contemplate... stuff... 11 PM
— Because nico Di Angelo and will solace would make a cute couple MIDNIGHT
— 0:00am MIDNIGHT
— Hello there 3 AM
— God is in the Wire. (SEL) 2 AM
— I'm semi-addicted to the internet and usually go on my laptop until I pass out of sheer exhaustion. 1 AM
— loneliness 5 PM
— jerking off 6 AM
— Because I am an irresponsible little shit 1 AM
— too many drinks MIDNIGHT
— JETLAG 9 PM
— Hookers and blow 8 PM
— The reason I am still awake is because I am not in the need of sleep, as known the previous one: "because im too busy playing epic by epic games" wow. 6 PM
— FINE I WILL GO TO SLEEP 3 AM
— Coding for out thesis. 11 PM
— because im waiting my love one to reply 2 AM
— Because it's 5 in the afternoon in France.... 8 AM
— i'm great full 10 PM
— i feel alone 10 PM
— Because I'm watching Breaking Bad 6 AM
— i am a fucking vampire (bitch) 1 AM
— My porn isn't over yet. 8 PM
— CUZ IM HORNY AF 10 PM
— anxiety...just kind of terrified of life i guess lol 2 AM
— Overwatch calls my name. 7 PM
— Bingo MIDNIGHT
— work 7 PM
— Because the sooner I go to sleep the sooner I have to get up and go to work MIDNIGHT
— Balls. 2 AM
— Damn asking the big questions 11 PM
— because its fun to contemplate... stuff... 11 PM
— Because nico Di Angelo and will solace would make a cute couple MIDNIGHT
— 0:00am MIDNIGHT
— Hello there 3 AM
— God is in the Wire. (SEL) 2 AM
— I'm semi-addicted to the internet and usually go on my laptop until I pass out of sheer exhaustion. 1 AM
— loneliness 5 PM
— jerking off 6 AM
— Because I am an irresponsible little shit 1 AM
— too many drinks MIDNIGHT
— JETLAG 9 PM
— Hookers and blow 8 PM
— The reason I am still awake is because I am not in the need of sleep, as known the previous one: "because im too busy playing epic by epic games" wow. 6 PM
— FINE I WILL GO TO SLEEP 3 AM
— Coding for out thesis. 11 PM
— because im waiting my love one to reply 2 AM
— Because it's 5 in the afternoon in France.... 8 AM
— i'm great full 10 PM
— i feel alone 10 PM