WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— starcraft is worth not sleeping for, right? 9 AM
— Actually, it's 4:47 and I'm too tired after a night of dancing to go and take out my contacts. Plus, it was my birthday today. So there. 4 AM
— I keep thinking about him 4 AM
— Too sad for sleep :( 5 AM
— because my new phone comes in soon and im pumped 1 AM
— Still depression, yo 3 AM
— There is school tomorrow and my brain decides 'fuck it, let's talk about life' while having illusionary shit appear along with feeling paralysed -_- 5 AM
— Trying to understand the basics of Chemistry and why certain molecules bond or dont :D 1 AM
— Need to go buy cigarettes 11 PM
— cause it's dayime 4 PM
— Drunk and in denial! 3 AM
— Bish, if I knew why, I wouldn't have a problem 6 AM
— I'm working! MIDNIGHT
— YouTube got me FOCKED UP! 5 AM
— For no good reason! 1 AM
— Because it's hard to sleep in the boot of a car. MIDNIGHT
— Who wants to know? 5 AM
— Because I have always hated going to bed.... Yet I hate waking up. MIDNIGHT
— Because I am haunted by thoughts of my fear coming to life. 3 AM
— i want a pet donkey there so cute 8 AM
— the second my head touches the pillow tears start accumulating in my eyes 6 PM
— Cba to sleep 5 AM
— i can't really??? stop crying??? for no reason??? 2 AM
— Otherworldly visitations. 11 PM
— this fucking website 1 AM
— Tracking you 2 AM
— YYEAAAAA BOOOIII 4 PM
— Anyone wanna kik? I'm still horny xD 11 PM
— cause im a weeb. anime is life. fck you 2 AM
— Thinking Thinking Thinking , cannot understand wht's Going on my Head. 2 AM
— starcraft is worth not sleeping for, right? 9 AM
— Actually, it's 4:47 and I'm too tired after a night of dancing to go and take out my contacts. Plus, it was my birthday today. So there. 4 AM
— I keep thinking about him 4 AM
— Too sad for sleep :( 5 AM
— because my new phone comes in soon and im pumped 1 AM
— Still depression, yo 3 AM
— There is school tomorrow and my brain decides 'fuck it, let's talk about life' while having illusionary shit appear along with feeling paralysed -_- 5 AM
— Trying to understand the basics of Chemistry and why certain molecules bond or dont :D 1 AM
— Need to go buy cigarettes 11 PM
— cause it's dayime 4 PM
— Drunk and in denial! 3 AM
— Bish, if I knew why, I wouldn't have a problem 6 AM
— I'm working! MIDNIGHT
— YouTube got me FOCKED UP! 5 AM
— For no good reason! 1 AM
— Because it's hard to sleep in the boot of a car. MIDNIGHT
— Who wants to know? 5 AM
— Because I have always hated going to bed.... Yet I hate waking up. MIDNIGHT
— Because I am haunted by thoughts of my fear coming to life. 3 AM
— i want a pet donkey there so cute 8 AM
— the second my head touches the pillow tears start accumulating in my eyes 6 PM
— Cba to sleep 5 AM
— i can't really??? stop crying??? for no reason??? 2 AM
— Otherworldly visitations. 11 PM
— this fucking website 1 AM
— Tracking you 2 AM
— YYEAAAAA BOOOIII 4 PM
— Anyone wanna kik? I'm still horny xD 11 PM
— cause im a weeb. anime is life. fck you 2 AM
— Thinking Thinking Thinking , cannot understand wht's Going on my Head. 2 AM