WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— I got a full nights rest 11 AM
— I feel like I'm letting life and opportunities slip through my fingers and soon she'll be with someone or go somewhere else and it'll be too late but 2 AM
— Because I can't ever seem to fall asleep.....ever 2 AM
— Because I miss her MIDNIGHT
— not being able to find grape panta anywhere in stores ): where has it goneeee 1 AM
— the tooth fairy is coming tonight 5 AM
— weird smells 2 AM
— I've fucked my sleep pattern so bad 5 AM
— BECAUSE I'M HUNTING UNICORNS 2 AM
— I took at two hour nap at 8pm like an idiot MIDNIGHT
— 0:00am MIDNIGHT
— Because I am afraid. I wake up in pain every day, which lasts for the first half hour every morning. No matter how much sleep I get, I awake in pain. 10 PM
— same 10 PM
— Grad school sucks. 3 AM
— L 1 AM
— James Corden is keeping me up 1 AM
— Someone is in my house 11 PM
— Idk. Why are YOU awake? 5 AM
— archunan is gayyyyyyyyy 3 AM
— This website is the reason why 11 PM
— college assignment 5 AM
— I wanted to te.. oh SHIT 6 PM
— fuck you phil 3 AM
— i swear i write half the comments on this fucking website 1 AM
— I wanna sleep but I'm addicted to my bleepin phone!!!! 1 AM
— My family don't seem to care about time zone differences when using skype 2 AM
— Because my brain decides to think of everything else 8 PM
— Inevitability of death. 11 PM
— because I wanted to eat then masturbate 2 AM
— I'm not NOON
— I got a full nights rest 11 AM
— I feel like I'm letting life and opportunities slip through my fingers and soon she'll be with someone or go somewhere else and it'll be too late but 2 AM
— Because I can't ever seem to fall asleep.....ever 2 AM
— Because I miss her MIDNIGHT
— not being able to find grape panta anywhere in stores ): where has it goneeee 1 AM
— the tooth fairy is coming tonight 5 AM
— weird smells 2 AM
— I've fucked my sleep pattern so bad 5 AM
— BECAUSE I'M HUNTING UNICORNS 2 AM
— I took at two hour nap at 8pm like an idiot MIDNIGHT
— 0:00am MIDNIGHT
— Because I am afraid. I wake up in pain every day, which lasts for the first half hour every morning. No matter how much sleep I get, I awake in pain. 10 PM
— same 10 PM
— Grad school sucks. 3 AM
— L 1 AM
— James Corden is keeping me up 1 AM
— Someone is in my house 11 PM
— Idk. Why are YOU awake? 5 AM
— archunan is gayyyyyyyyy 3 AM
— This website is the reason why 11 PM
— college assignment 5 AM
— I wanted to te.. oh SHIT 6 PM
— fuck you phil 3 AM
— i swear i write half the comments on this fucking website 1 AM
— I wanna sleep but I'm addicted to my bleepin phone!!!! 1 AM
— My family don't seem to care about time zone differences when using skype 2 AM
— Because my brain decides to think of everything else 8 PM
— Inevitability of death. 11 PM
— because I wanted to eat then masturbate 2 AM
— I'm not NOON