WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— drugs and film 5 AM
— I hate myself why can't i sleep 3 AM
— trying to finish this shitty coursework fuck my life 3 AM
— not being able to find grape panta anywhere in stores ): where has it goneeee 1 AM
— Listening to music, after binge watching NetFlix, and watching WAY to many YouTube Videos MIDNIGHT
— I'm hungry. 3 PM
— I don't know? 2 PM
— because of my CRACK!!! 1 AM
— "Wake up" if this message gets to you "Wake up" 3 AM
— No Reason. 4 AM
— hallway 2 AM
— Dreams MIDNIGHT
— wish i could stay up with you 3 AM
— I took my stimulants too late in the day. MIDNIGHT
— I'm lonely as hell 5 AM
— Because i have a computer D: 2 AM
— YOU 3 AM
— uhm i dont really know..... i am just awake..... 1 AM
— thinking about ex and new crush and why am i single?! 11 PM
— Harambe gone, a nigga dead. 2 PM
— Haven't left work yet. 5 PM
— waiting for sun to go down 7 PM
— Because I'm in the third hour of happy hour. 8 PM
— I feel like robot chicken 3 AM
— My baby just FINALLY went to sleep to the Moana soundtrack so now I'm just listening to zen nature music, attempting to do deep breathing. 2 AM
— well then 2 AM
— I slept all day :( 1 AM
— Really well written reader inserts~! 4 AM
— d 10 PM
— I wish I were on Pacific Standard Time 9 PM
— drugs and film 5 AM
— I hate myself why can't i sleep 3 AM
— trying to finish this shitty coursework fuck my life 3 AM
— not being able to find grape panta anywhere in stores ): where has it goneeee 1 AM
— Listening to music, after binge watching NetFlix, and watching WAY to many YouTube Videos MIDNIGHT
— I'm hungry. 3 PM
— I don't know? 2 PM
— because of my CRACK!!! 1 AM
— "Wake up" if this message gets to you "Wake up" 3 AM
— No Reason. 4 AM
— hallway 2 AM
— Dreams MIDNIGHT
— wish i could stay up with you 3 AM
— I took my stimulants too late in the day. MIDNIGHT
— I'm lonely as hell 5 AM
— Because i have a computer D: 2 AM
— YOU 3 AM
— uhm i dont really know..... i am just awake..... 1 AM
— thinking about ex and new crush and why am i single?! 11 PM
— Harambe gone, a nigga dead. 2 PM
— Haven't left work yet. 5 PM
— waiting for sun to go down 7 PM
— Because I'm in the third hour of happy hour. 8 PM
— I feel like robot chicken 3 AM
— My baby just FINALLY went to sleep to the Moana soundtrack so now I'm just listening to zen nature music, attempting to do deep breathing. 2 AM
— well then 2 AM
— I slept all day :( 1 AM
— Really well written reader inserts~! 4 AM
— d 10 PM
— I wish I were on Pacific Standard Time 9 PM