WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Luving 2 AM
— because I'm dumb 4 AM
— thinking about this guy I like 2 AM
— reddit and starcraft 8 AM
— someone told me about yttd and i'm crying over it rn 1 AM
— Go to bed, Nathan and David. 11 PM
— writing shitty pop music 9 PM
— It’s 2:26 2 AM
— It is too hot to sleep 3 AM
— i'm gonna fuck you in the ass 9 PM
— HEAT OF THE MOMENT!! HEAT OF THE MOMENT!!!! MIDNIGHT
— i want a pet donkey there so cute 8 AM
— playing minecraft 3 AM
— cough cough 3 PM
— Lsd 3 AM
— I'm 11 PM
— A fan-fave died and now you'll be put to rest, burned at the stake. 3 AM
— Fucking homework MIDNIGHT
— Time is money. A third of the average person's life is lost to sleep. Someone has to fight the battle! 1 AM
— i just am 3 AM
— Because I wanted to look at crazy shit on the internet 1 AM
— horny MIDNIGHT
— because my new phone comes in soon and im pumped 1 AM
— Planning my parents' death. 1 AM
— Idk man I want a dragon 1 AM
— LAST MINUTE CRAMMING SESSION OHYMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD 1 AM
— porn haha 1 AM
— SUMMER TIME WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MIDNIGHT
— I have no exuses 1 AM
— I have no excuses 1 AM
— Luving 2 AM
— because I'm dumb 4 AM
— thinking about this guy I like 2 AM
— reddit and starcraft 8 AM
— someone told me about yttd and i'm crying over it rn 1 AM
— Go to bed, Nathan and David. 11 PM
— writing shitty pop music 9 PM
— It’s 2:26 2 AM
— It is too hot to sleep 3 AM
— i'm gonna fuck you in the ass 9 PM
— HEAT OF THE MOMENT!! HEAT OF THE MOMENT!!!! MIDNIGHT
— i want a pet donkey there so cute 8 AM
— playing minecraft 3 AM
— cough cough 3 PM
— Lsd 3 AM
— I'm 11 PM
— A fan-fave died and now you'll be put to rest, burned at the stake. 3 AM
— Fucking homework MIDNIGHT
— Time is money. A third of the average person's life is lost to sleep. Someone has to fight the battle! 1 AM
— i just am 3 AM
— Because I wanted to look at crazy shit on the internet 1 AM
— horny MIDNIGHT
— because my new phone comes in soon and im pumped 1 AM
— Planning my parents' death. 1 AM
— Idk man I want a dragon 1 AM
— LAST MINUTE CRAMMING SESSION OHYMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD 1 AM
— porn haha 1 AM
— SUMMER TIME WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MIDNIGHT
— I have no exuses 1 AM
— I have no excuses 1 AM