WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— well its only 7 pm soooooo yeah 7 PM
— cause i came hom at 10PM, then slepf for 4 hours 3 AM
— listening to a radio marathon 3 AM
— Because I'm deciding whether I should kill Parthurnaax or not.(Skyrim) 11 PM
— im lonely and am jacking off to reader inserts cuz im that pathetic 9 PM
— Because crime never sleeps. 10 PM
— Just woke up and now I'm doing homework 9 PM
— the real question is why am i here when i have to wake up in 2 houers 4 AM
— popped a couple viagra... raging mega-huge boner. 11 PM
— I wanted to te.. oh SHIT 6 PM
— Seriously... any suggestions for a puppy name? 10 PM
— Because I have too many thoughts trapped in my fucking brain. 3 AM
— I'm watching a model walk around without shoes and on the phone MIDNIGHT
— Because I might wake my sister up if i go in my room MIDNIGHT
— I have been binge-watching netflix, and wondering why the pandemic is punishing me. 1 AM
— shitposting with Angie 4 AM
— can't tell if i'm lonely or just going crazy 2 AM
— woops. ok. lamp turned on which means i am awake. are you asleep? how do know? 5 AM
— It's a weekend 4 PM
— bouncin on my boys D MIDNIGHT
— because i have no fucking life 11 PM
— i feel lonely 8 PM
— Final Exam 2 AM
— feeling that i'm lonely and it makes me overthink that i couldn't sleep 6 PM
— Cont'd from below: This night was sooooo perfect, music playing, bed at a good time, etc...but NOOOO. Outta nowhere he wakes up and is STAYING awake. 2 AM
— Because I have severe depression over my ex-gf/best friend, whom I still love, seeing someone else... 3 AM
— because i woke up at 6pm due to the fact that its Ramadan and my sleeping schedule is screwed up 8 AM
— I think people care, they don't but whatever. 9 PM
— I'm a girl and I'm trying to find undies that won't give me a giant wedgie while I sleep 1 AM
— Because the Internet. 5 PM
— well its only 7 pm soooooo yeah 7 PM
— cause i came hom at 10PM, then slepf for 4 hours 3 AM
— listening to a radio marathon 3 AM
— Because I'm deciding whether I should kill Parthurnaax or not.(Skyrim) 11 PM
— im lonely and am jacking off to reader inserts cuz im that pathetic 9 PM
— Because crime never sleeps. 10 PM
— Just woke up and now I'm doing homework 9 PM
— the real question is why am i here when i have to wake up in 2 houers 4 AM
— popped a couple viagra... raging mega-huge boner. 11 PM
— I wanted to te.. oh SHIT 6 PM
— Seriously... any suggestions for a puppy name? 10 PM
— Because I have too many thoughts trapped in my fucking brain. 3 AM
— I'm watching a model walk around without shoes and on the phone MIDNIGHT
— Because I might wake my sister up if i go in my room MIDNIGHT
— I have been binge-watching netflix, and wondering why the pandemic is punishing me. 1 AM
— shitposting with Angie 4 AM
— can't tell if i'm lonely or just going crazy 2 AM
— woops. ok. lamp turned on which means i am awake. are you asleep? how do know? 5 AM
— It's a weekend 4 PM
— bouncin on my boys D MIDNIGHT
— because i have no fucking life 11 PM
— i feel lonely 8 PM
— Final Exam 2 AM
— feeling that i'm lonely and it makes me overthink that i couldn't sleep 6 PM
— Cont'd from below: This night was sooooo perfect, music playing, bed at a good time, etc...but NOOOO. Outta nowhere he wakes up and is STAYING awake. 2 AM
— Because I have severe depression over my ex-gf/best friend, whom I still love, seeing someone else... 3 AM
— because i woke up at 6pm due to the fact that its Ramadan and my sleeping schedule is screwed up 8 AM
— I think people care, they don't but whatever. 9 PM
— I'm a girl and I'm trying to find undies that won't give me a giant wedgie while I sleep 1 AM
— Because the Internet. 5 PM