WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— family guy 10 PM
— Im not MIDNIGHT
— Drugs are fun 10 AM
— My clinically obese father is practicing the cha-cha slide in the room upstairs. 3 AM
— LOLZ 3 AM
— i'm a night owl (And I don't care) 1 AM
— peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis 2 PM
— Thinking of playing with gator boy. Leslie 3 AM
— I wanted to te.. oh SHIT 6 PM
— Because i just finished watching Barbarella. 11 PM
— memorizing the whole ANSI device number 7 PM
— The Big Lebowski is on. I mea how could i not stay up to finish it? 2 AM
— blaj 5 AM
— Game of thrones MIDNIGHT
— toliet 10 AM
— Just found out Darth Vader is actually Luke's father 😵😱🤤😨 11 PM
— because its 11 pm 11 PM
— IDK and IDC 2 AM
— the niggers did it 11 PM
— ke indonesia 10 AM
— @rich.turner13 MIDNIGHT
— Luving 2 AM
— Normies 11 PM
— Maybe I can still accomplish something today 11 PM
— Because...and porn 4 AM
— I have hw to do but I'm STILL procrastinating 1 AM
— tea staining paper. it takes for fucking ever!! 10 PM
— thinking about life 1 AM
— Moar REDDIT 10 PM
— Idk man, I'm just still awake. Maybe I'll play some video games. 4 AM
— family guy 10 PM
— Im not MIDNIGHT
— Drugs are fun 10 AM
— My clinically obese father is practicing the cha-cha slide in the room upstairs. 3 AM
— LOLZ 3 AM
— i'm a night owl (And I don't care) 1 AM
— peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis 2 PM
— Thinking of playing with gator boy. Leslie 3 AM
— I wanted to te.. oh SHIT 6 PM
— Because i just finished watching Barbarella. 11 PM
— memorizing the whole ANSI device number 7 PM
— The Big Lebowski is on. I mea how could i not stay up to finish it? 2 AM
— blaj 5 AM
— Game of thrones MIDNIGHT
— toliet 10 AM
— Just found out Darth Vader is actually Luke's father 😵😱🤤😨 11 PM
— because its 11 pm 11 PM
— IDK and IDC 2 AM
— the niggers did it 11 PM
— ke indonesia 10 AM
— @rich.turner13 MIDNIGHT
— Luving 2 AM
— Normies 11 PM
— Maybe I can still accomplish something today 11 PM
— Because...and porn 4 AM
— I have hw to do but I'm STILL procrastinating 1 AM
— tea staining paper. it takes for fucking ever!! 10 PM
— thinking about life 1 AM
— Moar REDDIT 10 PM
— Idk man, I'm just still awake. Maybe I'll play some video games. 4 AM