WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— fucking streetcar essay MIDNIGHT
— that pesky depression 6 AM
— I am too lazy to shower 1 AM
— i mean... I'm at work and can't take a nap 3 PM
— studying MIDNIGHT
— work, bitch NOON
— Staying up talking to my boyfriend and browsing reddit. 10 AM
— You're outta luck. Wait, that's a fake. HERE'S A FIRE TRUCK! 3 AM
— I wanna be an actress so bad it driving me INSANE!! :( ;( Somebody help 2 AM
— Ouran High School Host Club MIDNIGHT
— Sleep can wait, right? MIDNIGHT
— faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag 3 AM
— got em 4 PM
— Who wants to know? 5 AM
— I figured out why you are yelling at me, BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS SLEEP AND WHO ARE YOU AND WHY AM I SUDDENLY AROUSED!? 5 AM
— jupiter 5 PM
— Because I can’t pick the perfect puppy name 10 PM
— Really well written reader inserts~! 4 AM
— because fuck my life. 2 AM
— cough cough 3 PM
— thats what im trying to figure out. 11 AM
— i'm 36 i could do WHATEVER i want MIDNIGHT
— so what if i'm horny at 2pm? 2 PM
— It's 6pm. Bitch raping time. 6 PM
— loneliness 5 PM
— I'm not really sure at this point? 4 AM
— Too hungry to sleep and too tired to make food 6 AM
— Caffeine 7 AM
— boredom 1 AM
— because ponies! 4 AM
— fucking streetcar essay MIDNIGHT
— that pesky depression 6 AM
— I am too lazy to shower 1 AM
— i mean... I'm at work and can't take a nap 3 PM
— studying MIDNIGHT
— work, bitch NOON
— Staying up talking to my boyfriend and browsing reddit. 10 AM
— You're outta luck. Wait, that's a fake. HERE'S A FIRE TRUCK! 3 AM
— I wanna be an actress so bad it driving me INSANE!! :( ;( Somebody help 2 AM
— Ouran High School Host Club MIDNIGHT
— Sleep can wait, right? MIDNIGHT
— faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag 3 AM
— got em 4 PM
— Who wants to know? 5 AM
— I figured out why you are yelling at me, BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS SLEEP AND WHO ARE YOU AND WHY AM I SUDDENLY AROUSED!? 5 AM
— jupiter 5 PM
— Because I can’t pick the perfect puppy name 10 PM
— Really well written reader inserts~! 4 AM
— because fuck my life. 2 AM
— cough cough 3 PM
— thats what im trying to figure out. 11 AM
— i'm 36 i could do WHATEVER i want MIDNIGHT
— so what if i'm horny at 2pm? 2 PM
— It's 6pm. Bitch raping time. 6 PM
— loneliness 5 PM
— I'm not really sure at this point? 4 AM
— Too hungry to sleep and too tired to make food 6 AM
— Caffeine 7 AM
— boredom 1 AM
— because ponies! 4 AM