WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— i am doin wat 2 PM
— Because I have a lot of stuff to do. Thank you, school. 1 AM
— Because I'm playing guitar. 3 AM
— It's 3 pm 3 PM
— what is this? 6 PM
— fever 11 PM
— Because I have lost total control of my life. 3 AM
— PANTS PEOPLE 3 AM
— i didn't know it was 3am at he momnt 3 AM
— Plus nothing to get up for tomorrow. 4 AM
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— Fuck me 8 PM
— The real question is: why am I still asleep? 11 AM
— because its 12.51 pm gmt NOON
— help me 3 AM
— Angery that people can have different opinions 11 PM
— Because I have diarrhoea and I have to rush to the bog every 5 minutes so I can shit acid 10 PM
— Harambe gone, a nigga dead. 2 PM
— Always stay up late during summer!!! MIDNIGHT
— I can't get away from my laptop 3 AM
— blunt time 11 PM
— because i'm a heroin addict MIDNIGHT
— Because the Internet is a sneaky bitch. 10 PM
— Because it's not socially acceptable to go to sleep this early
— Well it started off with GTA5...then hulu...then netflix...then youtube funny videos...and Boom! 5am. fml 5 AM
— Why are you? 1 AM
— <b> wait... what?</b> 1 AM
— Hmm, I know yesterday was Thursday, but I can't for the life of me figure out what day is tomorrow. 7 PM
— it's early still 9 PM
— Because I can't wait to find out what happens when this list hits the bottom.
— i am doin wat 2 PM
— Because I have a lot of stuff to do. Thank you, school. 1 AM
— Because I'm playing guitar. 3 AM
— It's 3 pm 3 PM
— what is this? 6 PM
— fever 11 PM
— Because I have lost total control of my life. 3 AM
— PANTS PEOPLE 3 AM
— i didn't know it was 3am at he momnt 3 AM
— Plus nothing to get up for tomorrow. 4 AM
— MILESTONE20 MILESTONE20 MILESTONE20 MILESTONE20 MILESTONE20 MILESTONE20 MILESTONE20 MILESTONE20 MILESTONE20 MILESTONE20 MILESTONE20 MILESTONE20 MILEST 6 PM
— Fuck me 8 PM
— The real question is: why am I still asleep? 11 AM
— because its 12.51 pm gmt NOON
— help me 3 AM
— Angery that people can have different opinions 11 PM
— Because I have diarrhoea and I have to rush to the bog every 5 minutes so I can shit acid 10 PM
— Harambe gone, a nigga dead. 2 PM
— Always stay up late during summer!!! MIDNIGHT
— I can't get away from my laptop 3 AM
— blunt time 11 PM
— because i'm a heroin addict MIDNIGHT
— Because the Internet is a sneaky bitch. 10 PM
— Because it's not socially acceptable to go to sleep this early
— Well it started off with GTA5...then hulu...then netflix...then youtube funny videos...and Boom! 5am. fml 5 AM
— Why are you? 1 AM
— <b> wait... what?</b> 1 AM
— Hmm, I know yesterday was Thursday, but I can't for the life of me figure out what day is tomorrow. 7 PM
— it's early still 9 PM
— Because I can't wait to find out what happens when this list hits the bottom.