WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— girlfriend is snoring 1 PM
— im a FUCKING IDIOT!!! 7 AM
— probably acid. idk. 1 AM
— it's hot as Devil's balls in wool drawz that's why. I'm evaporating through the night! 2 AM
— Just don't feel tired 3 AM
— Because FEELZ 5 AM
— I'm about to kill myself and i wanted to do it when no one was awake 2 AM
— I hate myself. MIDNIGHT
— I'm dressing like a girl and taking dirty pictures of myself for the internet. 2 AM
— Haha amateurs. Because I'm contemplating my existence and its futility. So edgy. 3 AM
— Because I have diarrhoea and I have to rush to the bog every 5 minutes so I can shit acid 10 PM
— my life is awesome and sucks at the same time MIDNIGHT
— Missing a boy MIDNIGHT
— because i'm dead inside 1 AM
— I feel like my gf forgot about me :/ 2 AM
— BECAUSE IM JESUS AND I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO 11 PM
— xuz its only 3 pm? 3 PM
— what am i supposed to say 5 PM
— Pore cleansing strips. MIDNIGHT
— i haven't been here in a while 8 PM
— Insomnia had returned. 3 AM
— drunk undergraduates being loud next door MIDNIGHT
— Why are we still here? Just to suffer? 1 AM
— I feel so lonely. 1 AM
— 1144 makes me feel pretty and loved 11 PM
— No idea! Watching daily show. 11 PM
— I'm afraid of what the world will look like if I tried harder 4 AM
— A combination of a positive excited anticipation for tomorrow and procrastinating bed time fused with an inner turmoil of sorts 5 AM
— Its a beautiful day. 7 PM
— There is heresy to be found and purged from our most sacred Internet. 8 PM
— girlfriend is snoring 1 PM
— im a FUCKING IDIOT!!! 7 AM
— probably acid. idk. 1 AM
— it's hot as Devil's balls in wool drawz that's why. I'm evaporating through the night! 2 AM
— Just don't feel tired 3 AM
— Because FEELZ 5 AM
— I'm about to kill myself and i wanted to do it when no one was awake 2 AM
— I hate myself. MIDNIGHT
— I'm dressing like a girl and taking dirty pictures of myself for the internet. 2 AM
— Haha amateurs. Because I'm contemplating my existence and its futility. So edgy. 3 AM
— Because I have diarrhoea and I have to rush to the bog every 5 minutes so I can shit acid 10 PM
— my life is awesome and sucks at the same time MIDNIGHT
— Missing a boy MIDNIGHT
— because i'm dead inside 1 AM
— I feel like my gf forgot about me :/ 2 AM
— BECAUSE IM JESUS AND I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO 11 PM
— xuz its only 3 pm? 3 PM
— what am i supposed to say 5 PM
— Pore cleansing strips. MIDNIGHT
— i haven't been here in a while 8 PM
— Insomnia had returned. 3 AM
— drunk undergraduates being loud next door MIDNIGHT
— Why are we still here? Just to suffer? 1 AM
— I feel so lonely. 1 AM
— 1144 makes me feel pretty and loved 11 PM
— No idea! Watching daily show. 11 PM
— I'm afraid of what the world will look like if I tried harder 4 AM
— A combination of a positive excited anticipation for tomorrow and procrastinating bed time fused with an inner turmoil of sorts 5 AM
— Its a beautiful day. 7 PM
— There is heresy to be found and purged from our most sacred Internet. 8 PM