WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Exam sooooon... :( - Bhathiya 11 PM
— No idea! Need to stop thinking! 3 AM
— previously, it was 5pm 10 PM
— anyone still here or am i alone? 11 PM
— I’m up thinking about the fact that I may very well be homeless in the next coming days 4 AM
— I've been sick with that weird cold for a week and a half. I am exhausted but can not actually sleep right now, idk why?! 3 AM
— lmao 1 AM
— BECAUSE IT IS 2PM 2 PM
— family guy reruns...i am ashame 2 AM
— Aye. It's 2:00 AM and I'm still awake. I haven't slept in 2 days. I'm not even sure why I'm still awake. I just can't sleep anymore. 2 AM
— I'm in love with my best friend. 10 PM
— discord calls MIDNIGHT
— i need some money MIDNIGHT
— Scrolling scrolling scrolling 9 PM
— Normies 11 PM
— Drugs MIDNIGHT
— having sex 1 PM
— hmm just thinking about you.. turn around, im waiting :) 2 AM
— i'm great full 10 PM
— Freakin girls 11 PM
— Because I want to surf 11 PM
— truueeee 11 PM
— I DONT KNOW! 4 AM
— It's actually almost 6 am why am I awake? Cause I can't fucking sleep 5 AM
— I'm not sure, my sleeping pattern is pretty fucked up 3 AM
— potatoes. MIDNIGHT
— hungry 6 PM
— YOU 3 AM
— Yeah, i should be sleeping 8 AM
— i feel lonely 8 PM
— Exam sooooon... :( - Bhathiya 11 PM
— No idea! Need to stop thinking! 3 AM
— previously, it was 5pm 10 PM
— anyone still here or am i alone? 11 PM
— I’m up thinking about the fact that I may very well be homeless in the next coming days 4 AM
— I've been sick with that weird cold for a week and a half. I am exhausted but can not actually sleep right now, idk why?! 3 AM
— lmao 1 AM
— BECAUSE IT IS 2PM 2 PM
— family guy reruns...i am ashame 2 AM
— Aye. It's 2:00 AM and I'm still awake. I haven't slept in 2 days. I'm not even sure why I'm still awake. I just can't sleep anymore. 2 AM
— I'm in love with my best friend. 10 PM
— discord calls MIDNIGHT
— i need some money MIDNIGHT
— Scrolling scrolling scrolling 9 PM
— Normies 11 PM
— Drugs MIDNIGHT
— having sex 1 PM
— hmm just thinking about you.. turn around, im waiting :) 2 AM
— i'm great full 10 PM
— Freakin girls 11 PM
— Because I want to surf 11 PM
— truueeee 11 PM
— I DONT KNOW! 4 AM
— It's actually almost 6 am why am I awake? Cause I can't fucking sleep 5 AM
— I'm not sure, my sleeping pattern is pretty fucked up 3 AM
— potatoes. MIDNIGHT
— hungry 6 PM
— YOU 3 AM
— Yeah, i should be sleeping 8 AM
— i feel lonely 8 PM