WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— sleep is not my life MIDNIGHT
— stressed about work:( 3 AM
— Still Drunk. Good Music. Won't Sleep. MIDNIGHT
— I have school tomorrow, so if i never go to bed i will never have to go to school, amazzzzing 2 AM
— my friends are still awake and I get worried about them so I don't want to sleep until they do MIDNIGHT
— Because this is just a dream, and we are all already asleep. Wake up people. 10 PM
— Really not sure 3 AM
— A death in the fam 1 AM
— Because I have to force myself to study history and I FUCKING CAN'T EVEN THOUGH I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR 6 FUCJKING HOURS 3 AM
— my cat keeps me awake every single night and i feel like im going insane 7 AM
— Thinking about a class presentation, really don't wanna do it. Might skip school tomorrow, fml. 3 AM
— Why has god abandoned us -Filthy Frank 3 AM
— i was alsooo pooping at the same time 2 AM
— Because of sites like these 4 AM
— <b> wait... what?</b> 1 AM
— I DONT KNOW!! *Breaks down in tears* I DONT WANNA BE AWAKE! 2 AM
— Because I watched a scary movie and wanted to sleep when it was light out but forgot to get sleepy. ;; 6 AM
— Because the Internet is a sneaky bitch. 10 PM
— you sleep a 1/3 of your life and you only have one life so why not. 10 PM
— in the day there's school, but the night is basically extra weekend for me 2 AM
— google 2guys1horse 10 PM
— penis is the bum dude MIDNIGHT
— i am doin wat 2 PM
— nah bro it's 5pm 5 PM
— Dennis was here 3 AM
— Because now I'm at work :(
— shitposting with Angie 4 AM
— phenomena or noumena? 5 PM
— league of legends and depression 2 AM
— Im Jackin it 11 PM
— sleep is not my life MIDNIGHT
— stressed about work:( 3 AM
— Still Drunk. Good Music. Won't Sleep. MIDNIGHT
— I have school tomorrow, so if i never go to bed i will never have to go to school, amazzzzing 2 AM
— my friends are still awake and I get worried about them so I don't want to sleep until they do MIDNIGHT
— Because this is just a dream, and we are all already asleep. Wake up people. 10 PM
— Really not sure 3 AM
— A death in the fam 1 AM
— Because I have to force myself to study history and I FUCKING CAN'T EVEN THOUGH I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR 6 FUCJKING HOURS 3 AM
— my cat keeps me awake every single night and i feel like im going insane 7 AM
— Thinking about a class presentation, really don't wanna do it. Might skip school tomorrow, fml. 3 AM
— Why has god abandoned us -Filthy Frank 3 AM
— i was alsooo pooping at the same time 2 AM
— Because of sites like these 4 AM
— <b> wait... what?</b> 1 AM
— I DONT KNOW!! *Breaks down in tears* I DONT WANNA BE AWAKE! 2 AM
— Because I watched a scary movie and wanted to sleep when it was light out but forgot to get sleepy. ;; 6 AM
— Because the Internet is a sneaky bitch. 10 PM
— you sleep a 1/3 of your life and you only have one life so why not. 10 PM
— in the day there's school, but the night is basically extra weekend for me 2 AM
— google 2guys1horse 10 PM
— penis is the bum dude MIDNIGHT
— i am doin wat 2 PM
— nah bro it's 5pm 5 PM
— Dennis was here 3 AM
— Because now I'm at work :(
— shitposting with Angie 4 AM
— phenomena or noumena? 5 PM
— league of legends and depression 2 AM
— Im Jackin it 11 PM