WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Now is as good a time as any to review all of the decisions I made today and even some of the ones I didn't. Also, 3 coffees, chocolate and a cup of t 4 AM
— because i think im in love 3 AM
— The question is why am I awake already?? 8 AM
— Please help me I just want to sleep MIDNIGHT
— Omygosh my room is so hotttttt!! 1 AM
— Because this is just a dream, and we are all already asleep. Wake up people. 10 PM
— anyone still here or am i alone? 11 PM
— No idea but gimme 10 more minutes of studying calculus 201 and I'll fix that 4 PM
— my pee pee hard 6 PM
— Because I am a cunt 10 PM
— because the hills are alive with the sound of music 2 AM
— lost on the internet 10 PM
— idk.. I always do this. I swear I'm becoming nocturnal or something 8 AM
— both (intersubjectively). 5 PM
— I'm tryna force myself back to going to sleep on time. Tonight I went to sleep early but woke up at midnight and was awake ever since. smdh 4 AM
— because my phone battery is still ALIVE 3 PM
— Because I'm busy procrastinating 7 PM
— I was looking at Atlas Obscura while I ate a snack and imagining what it would be like to go on a road trip across the country 11 PM
— Maybe I can still accomplish something today 11 PM
— prolapsed stomas are currently haunting my brain 10 PM
— I feel so lonely. 1 AM
— pls kill me 2 AM
— waiting for new games on xbox 2 AM
— Because crime never sleeps. 10 PM
— Dennis was here 3 AM
— I have to wake up at 6am 5 AM
— cant stop watching shameless 5 AM
— Since because pickles 11 PM
— i am doin wat 2 PM
— because the big hand passed the 12 8 PM
— Now is as good a time as any to review all of the decisions I made today and even some of the ones I didn't. Also, 3 coffees, chocolate and a cup of t 4 AM
— because i think im in love 3 AM
— The question is why am I awake already?? 8 AM
— Please help me I just want to sleep MIDNIGHT
— Omygosh my room is so hotttttt!! 1 AM
— Because this is just a dream, and we are all already asleep. Wake up people. 10 PM
— anyone still here or am i alone? 11 PM
— No idea but gimme 10 more minutes of studying calculus 201 and I'll fix that 4 PM
— my pee pee hard 6 PM
— Because I am a cunt 10 PM
— because the hills are alive with the sound of music 2 AM
— lost on the internet 10 PM
— idk.. I always do this. I swear I'm becoming nocturnal or something 8 AM
— both (intersubjectively). 5 PM
— I'm tryna force myself back to going to sleep on time. Tonight I went to sleep early but woke up at midnight and was awake ever since. smdh 4 AM
— because my phone battery is still ALIVE 3 PM
— Because I'm busy procrastinating 7 PM
— I was looking at Atlas Obscura while I ate a snack and imagining what it would be like to go on a road trip across the country 11 PM
— Maybe I can still accomplish something today 11 PM
— prolapsed stomas are currently haunting my brain 10 PM
— I feel so lonely. 1 AM
— pls kill me 2 AM
— waiting for new games on xbox 2 AM
— Because crime never sleeps. 10 PM
— Dennis was here 3 AM
— I have to wake up at 6am 5 AM
— cant stop watching shameless 5 AM
— Since because pickles 11 PM
— i am doin wat 2 PM
— because the big hand passed the 12 8 PM