WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Staying up talking to my boyfriend and browsing reddit. 10 AM
— do you poop? 1 AM
— Cause zcan Akyol is too 3 AM
— iPhone Pre-Order & insomnia 3 AM
— I hate my boufriend 4 AM
— because I decided to tell someone about every man I've ever dated and why it ended. 4 hours later we're still here. 2 AM
— uhm i dont really know..... i am just awake..... 1 AM
— work, bitch NOON
— so i decided to watch a movie instead and settled on Natural Born Killers because i've its a trip. It kicked quite a bit of ass. Now 2 AM
— Because fuck you that's why 1 AM
— this is viktor- everything will be okay 10 PM
— I got a full nights rest 11 AM
— goddamn reddit 10 PM
— cuz I'm horny af 2 AM
— Because nico Di Angelo and will solace would make a cute couple MIDNIGHT
— fuCk i have an essay due in a few hours 3 AM
— Thinking of Harambe. I miss him. 5 AM
— my house had a small electrical fire and my parents started screaming FIRE! FIRE! 6 AM
— Memes... that is all 1 AM
— I'm just settling down for the night 11 PM
— Who the fuck knows? 1 AM
— my cat keeps me awake every single night and i feel like im going insane 7 AM
— because i am painting with hotdogs 8 PM
— I wanted to cry so I forced myself, it didn't work. 9 PM
— Because it is 10 am... 10 AM
— why are you here? 3 PM
— I'm worried about going to school tomorrow even though everything will be fine. 2 AM
— i guess she's not the one. 10 PM
— Thinking about past relationships, wondering why, needing help MIDNIGHT
— Maybe you should mind your own business!!!! 9 PM
— Staying up talking to my boyfriend and browsing reddit. 10 AM
— do you poop? 1 AM
— Cause zcan Akyol is too 3 AM
— iPhone Pre-Order & insomnia 3 AM
— I hate my boufriend 4 AM
— because I decided to tell someone about every man I've ever dated and why it ended. 4 hours later we're still here. 2 AM
— uhm i dont really know..... i am just awake..... 1 AM
— work, bitch NOON
— so i decided to watch a movie instead and settled on Natural Born Killers because i've its a trip. It kicked quite a bit of ass. Now 2 AM
— Because fuck you that's why 1 AM
— this is viktor- everything will be okay 10 PM
— I got a full nights rest 11 AM
— goddamn reddit 10 PM
— cuz I'm horny af 2 AM
— Because nico Di Angelo and will solace would make a cute couple MIDNIGHT
— fuCk i have an essay due in a few hours 3 AM
— Thinking of Harambe. I miss him. 5 AM
— my house had a small electrical fire and my parents started screaming FIRE! FIRE! 6 AM
— Memes... that is all 1 AM
— I'm just settling down for the night 11 PM
— Who the fuck knows? 1 AM
— my cat keeps me awake every single night and i feel like im going insane 7 AM
— because i am painting with hotdogs 8 PM
— I wanted to cry so I forced myself, it didn't work. 9 PM
— Because it is 10 am... 10 AM
— why are you here? 3 PM
— I'm worried about going to school tomorrow even though everything will be fine. 2 AM
— i guess she's not the one. 10 PM
— Thinking about past relationships, wondering why, needing help MIDNIGHT
— Maybe you should mind your own business!!!! 9 PM