WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— I'm thinking about Taco Bell. 2 AM
— Fucking school MIDNIGHT
— Because I came downstairs for the baby monitor 2 hours ago. MIDNIGHT
— I keep feeling like I have an extra foot appendage 11 PM
— don't judge me 7 PM
— Reddit and True Blood Season 3 3 AM
— have you ever seen a character you really like? like intensely love? yeah 3 AM
— fucking streetcar essay MIDNIGHT
— A fan-fave died and now you'll be put to rest, burned at the stake. 3 AM
— i need more friends 10 AM
— I'm going to blame Daylight Savings Time for this one. 11 PM
— i don't know 2 AM
— do you poop? 1 AM
— becuz am alone 3 AM
— It's only 9.30... 9 PM
— I cannot wait to go to sleep! Thanks for reminding me. MIDNIGHT
— Most of these excuses are boner-centric. 10 PM
— i'm thinking about my life too much, reflecting on it over music 2 AM
— Working, Reddit, TV and Porn 10 PM
— Just kidding, no cocaine was used in this process. Whoever is reading this, you should probably go to sleep 4 AM
— im easily distracted and won't do mu homework quickly 1 AM
— Anyone wanna kik? I'm still horny xD 11 PM
— Starcraft 2 3 AM
— Just masturbating 4 AM
— Because it's better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all.
— I cant read my notes and have a huge exam tomorrow 4 AM
— im a FUCKING IDIOT!!! 7 AM
— I honestly don't know 1 AM
— Bc I was playing a prank on a boy and ended up holding hands!! I'm not allied to touch boys until I get married!! Oh no!!!!! 2 AM
— Because this is just a dream, and we are all already asleep. Wake up people. 10 PM
— I'm thinking about Taco Bell. 2 AM
— Fucking school MIDNIGHT
— Because I came downstairs for the baby monitor 2 hours ago. MIDNIGHT
— I keep feeling like I have an extra foot appendage 11 PM
— don't judge me 7 PM
— Reddit and True Blood Season 3 3 AM
— have you ever seen a character you really like? like intensely love? yeah 3 AM
— fucking streetcar essay MIDNIGHT
— A fan-fave died and now you'll be put to rest, burned at the stake. 3 AM
— i need more friends 10 AM
— I'm going to blame Daylight Savings Time for this one. 11 PM
— i don't know 2 AM
— do you poop? 1 AM
— becuz am alone 3 AM
— It's only 9.30... 9 PM
— I cannot wait to go to sleep! Thanks for reminding me. MIDNIGHT
— Most of these excuses are boner-centric. 10 PM
— i'm thinking about my life too much, reflecting on it over music 2 AM
— Working, Reddit, TV and Porn 10 PM
— Just kidding, no cocaine was used in this process. Whoever is reading this, you should probably go to sleep 4 AM
— im easily distracted and won't do mu homework quickly 1 AM
— Anyone wanna kik? I'm still horny xD 11 PM
— Starcraft 2 3 AM
— Just masturbating 4 AM
— Because it's better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all.
— I cant read my notes and have a huge exam tomorrow 4 AM
— im a FUCKING IDIOT!!! 7 AM
— I honestly don't know 1 AM
— Bc I was playing a prank on a boy and ended up holding hands!! I'm not allied to touch boys until I get married!! Oh no!!!!! 2 AM
— Because this is just a dream, and we are all already asleep. Wake up people. 10 PM