WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— jerkin it 8 PM
— I don't know why I wrote this please don't juge me because of it, moratlity is and always has been a very interesting topic for me. 4 PM
— I took at two hour nap at 8pm like an idiot MIDNIGHT
— Cats 11 AM
— I'm not tired? 1 AM
— I wish I were on Pacific Standard Time 9 PM
— Trying to find funny answers to this question.. 2 AM
— I'm in love with her and I want to tell everyone and no one simultaneously 2 AM
— i'm a night owl 1 AM
— traducir aespanol 10 PM
— 👁 👄 👁 💢i d k 10 PM
— Why am I here? 1 AM
— the internet is distracting 9 PM
— Because I have no life. 3 AM
— I wanna be an actress so bad it driving me INSANE!! :( ;( Somebody help 2 AM
— There is heresy to be found and purged from our most sacred Internet. 8 PM
— I was waiting for you to ask this question. Good night now. 1 AM
— Doing my assessment that is due in 22 hours ( to be fair we had 9 weeks to do it) 1 AM
— poidon 2 AM
— S4 League got me addicted and trippin 6 AM
— My iPhone still has battery life left 2 AM
— i think i will just start touching myself. 4 AM
— but i just dont really know how im going to handle the rest of my life 10 PM
— makes my beard grow faster. 11 PM
— BURN IN THE FIRES OF PANDEMONIUM! 3 AM
— this girl sofia got me fucked up MIDNIGHT
— i cant sleep 5 AM
— holy fuck 10 PM
— because im too busy playing epic by epic games 3 AM
— why is it always the same thing 11 PM
— jerkin it 8 PM
— I don't know why I wrote this please don't juge me because of it, moratlity is and always has been a very interesting topic for me. 4 PM
— I took at two hour nap at 8pm like an idiot MIDNIGHT
— Cats 11 AM
— I'm not tired? 1 AM
— I wish I were on Pacific Standard Time 9 PM
— Trying to find funny answers to this question.. 2 AM
— I'm in love with her and I want to tell everyone and no one simultaneously 2 AM
— i'm a night owl 1 AM
— traducir aespanol 10 PM
— 👁 👄 👁 💢i d k 10 PM
— Why am I here? 1 AM
— the internet is distracting 9 PM
— Because I have no life. 3 AM
— I wanna be an actress so bad it driving me INSANE!! :( ;( Somebody help 2 AM
— There is heresy to be found and purged from our most sacred Internet. 8 PM
— I was waiting for you to ask this question. Good night now. 1 AM
— Doing my assessment that is due in 22 hours ( to be fair we had 9 weeks to do it) 1 AM
— poidon 2 AM
— S4 League got me addicted and trippin 6 AM
— My iPhone still has battery life left 2 AM
— i think i will just start touching myself. 4 AM
— but i just dont really know how im going to handle the rest of my life 10 PM
— makes my beard grow faster. 11 PM
— BURN IN THE FIRES OF PANDEMONIUM! 3 AM
— this girl sofia got me fucked up MIDNIGHT
— i cant sleep 5 AM
— holy fuck 10 PM
— because im too busy playing epic by epic games 3 AM
— why is it always the same thing 11 PM