WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— GONNA 3 AM
— reddit and starcraft 8 AM
— Because it's only 9pm 9 PM
— 因为失眠呀 1 AM
— Im Jackin it 11 PM
— I just want to lay here 3 AM
— It's 8AM. I was looking at tumblr and playing Zelda and worrying about my friendships. Oh well, at least I'm on winter break right now. 8 AM
— LAST MINUTE CRAMMING SESSION OHYMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD 1 AM
— masturbation MIDNIGHT
— BECAUSE WH THE FUCK NOT NOON
— i let my friends down 6 PM
— My body wants to be active and its keeping my mind awake 1 AM
— t 1 AM
— Thinking Thinking Thinking , cannot understand wht's Going on my Head. 2 AM
— I found this while googling the same question, fuckin robot. 8 AM
— Browsing this website 1 AM
— There is so much work to do, and my colleagues are useless 1 AM
— We are awake in the morning, and midnight is just a REALLY early morning. I see no problem here. MIDNIGHT
— but there's too many egos left to bruise 3 AM
— I feel like I'm letting life and opportunities slip through my fingers and soon she'll be with someone or go somewhere else and it'll be too late but 2 AM
— I'm at my friend's house and a friendly sinfic read turned to her trying to use the eraser I stole to erase me 1 AM
— Tiger blood. 5 PM
— I saw a nigga set trippin 7 AM
— Triggered. 3 AM
— I have been binge-watching netflix, and wondering why the pandemic is punishing me. 1 AM
— Beating myself off to death 1 AM
— Bish, if I knew why, I wouldn't have a problem 6 AM
— It's only mid-afternoon 4 PM
— Sleep can wait, right? MIDNIGHT
— what is my life 2 AM
— GONNA 3 AM
— reddit and starcraft 8 AM
— Because it's only 9pm 9 PM
— 因为失眠呀 1 AM
— Im Jackin it 11 PM
— I just want to lay here 3 AM
— It's 8AM. I was looking at tumblr and playing Zelda and worrying about my friendships. Oh well, at least I'm on winter break right now. 8 AM
— LAST MINUTE CRAMMING SESSION OHYMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD 1 AM
— masturbation MIDNIGHT
— BECAUSE WH THE FUCK NOT NOON
— i let my friends down 6 PM
— My body wants to be active and its keeping my mind awake 1 AM
— t 1 AM
— Thinking Thinking Thinking , cannot understand wht's Going on my Head. 2 AM
— I found this while googling the same question, fuckin robot. 8 AM
— Browsing this website 1 AM
— There is so much work to do, and my colleagues are useless 1 AM
— We are awake in the morning, and midnight is just a REALLY early morning. I see no problem here. MIDNIGHT
— but there's too many egos left to bruise 3 AM
— I feel like I'm letting life and opportunities slip through my fingers and soon she'll be with someone or go somewhere else and it'll be too late but 2 AM
— I'm at my friend's house and a friendly sinfic read turned to her trying to use the eraser I stole to erase me 1 AM
— Tiger blood. 5 PM
— I saw a nigga set trippin 7 AM
— Triggered. 3 AM
— I have been binge-watching netflix, and wondering why the pandemic is punishing me. 1 AM
— Beating myself off to death 1 AM
— Bish, if I knew why, I wouldn't have a problem 6 AM
— It's only mid-afternoon 4 PM
— Sleep can wait, right? MIDNIGHT
— what is my life 2 AM