WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— I can't sleep. I hate myself right now. I want to die. But I don't want to come back. 4 AM
— I'm lurking on deviantArt, looking at all the amazing work that makes my mediocrity even more painfully obvious. 4 AM
— im aat a friends house.. can't sleep 1 AM
— the sky is getting light and birds are chirping. How am I supposed to fall asleep NOW? 5 AM
— Coding for out thesis. 11 PM
— Idk man I really want food though. 6 AM
— I DON'T FUCKING KNOW MIDNIGHT
— I should not have tried coffee 3 AM
— What is sleep? There is only Netflix, YouTube, and Hulu. Sleep is for the weak. 1 AM
— I'm losing my way 4 AM
— Because reasons :| MIDNIGHT
— SUMMER TIME WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MIDNIGHT
— It's actually almost 6 am why am I awake? Cause I can't fucking sleep 5 AM
— I didn't feel like going to bed and had YT to watch 2 AM
— i cant sleep 5 AM
— I had to write in my journal, okay? 1 AM
— lmao ecause school fukin sucks 11 PM
— Because it's only 9pm 9 PM
— I'm hungry and I have a crushing feeling of doom smothering my every thought. 3 AM
— because I'm lazy and left my assignment till the last minute....... 6 AM
— I am unable to get offline. 3 AM
— Snapchat with gf sending sexy pics but secretly I want to sleep 1 AM
— Ya know....i don't even know anymore plz send help 10 PM
— hi what does this do MIDNIGHT
— I'm procrastinating brushing my teeth 1 AM
— Shut up you Whitney bitch 10 AM
— Bc homework is stupid and i dont wanna fail science MIDNIGHT
— Go to bed, Nathan and David. 11 PM
— I'm talking to my crush 11 PM
— Just don't feel tired 3 AM
MOAR!
— I can't sleep. I hate myself right now. I want to die. But I don't want to come back. 4 AM
— I'm lurking on deviantArt, looking at all the amazing work that makes my mediocrity even more painfully obvious. 4 AM
— im aat a friends house.. can't sleep 1 AM
— the sky is getting light and birds are chirping. How am I supposed to fall asleep NOW? 5 AM
— Coding for out thesis. 11 PM
— Idk man I really want food though. 6 AM
— I DON'T FUCKING KNOW MIDNIGHT
— I should not have tried coffee 3 AM
— What is sleep? There is only Netflix, YouTube, and Hulu. Sleep is for the weak. 1 AM
— I'm losing my way 4 AM
— Because reasons :| MIDNIGHT
— SUMMER TIME WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MIDNIGHT
— It's actually almost 6 am why am I awake? Cause I can't fucking sleep 5 AM
— I didn't feel like going to bed and had YT to watch 2 AM
— i cant sleep 5 AM
— I had to write in my journal, okay? 1 AM
— lmao ecause school fukin sucks 11 PM
— Because it's only 9pm 9 PM
— I'm hungry and I have a crushing feeling of doom smothering my every thought. 3 AM
— because I'm lazy and left my assignment till the last minute....... 6 AM
— I am unable to get offline. 3 AM
— Snapchat with gf sending sexy pics but secretly I want to sleep 1 AM
— Ya know....i don't even know anymore plz send help 10 PM
— hi what does this do MIDNIGHT
— I'm procrastinating brushing my teeth 1 AM
— Shut up you Whitney bitch 10 AM
— Bc homework is stupid and i dont wanna fail science MIDNIGHT
— Go to bed, Nathan and David. 11 PM
— I'm talking to my crush 11 PM
— Just don't feel tired 3 AM
MOAR!