WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— i'm a night owl 1 AM
— Because I messed up 1 AM
— im lonely and am jacking off to reader inserts cuz im that pathetic 9 PM
— Read fanfiction all night :/ 8 AM
— Love or some shit 5 AM
— FUCKING HELP ITS 4:13 AM I AMDRAEING SHIT 4 AM
— Still depression, yo 3 AM
— Cause zcan Akyol is too 3 AM
— I want death 9 PM
— cuz mom gay 9 PM
— Cause my boss would be pissed if I took a nap right now NOON
— depression, yo 4 AM
— thinking about life 1 AM
— Becauses wes lives ins as societys 2 AM
— I just cant stop thinking about this girl, I want to tell her how amazing she is but Im scared the words will come out all wrong 5 AM
— Not really tired, but I sure will be when the sun comes up... 4 AM
— cuz i cant fucking sleep 3 AM
— i'm too lazy to get up and brush my teeth MIDNIGHT
— had to go see about a girl 2 AM
— I'm hoovering the stairs MIDNIGHT
— Because I'm a looser who cant keep a decent job long enough to save enough for a flight to New Zealand in 3 months. 1 AM
— This is FUN 11 PM
— Nazi Oppression 1 AM
— I haven't the faintest clue 1 AM
— It is too hot to sleep 3 AM
— can't sleep and have been awake for 20 hours straight 5 AM
— I don't feel tired and even though I KNOW I will be when the sun is up, I'm awake watching Pinkiedash/twidash. The ships are keeping me up, helppppp 3 AM
— I dont feel so good... MIDNIGHT
— I honestly don't know 1 AM
— I want to study for exams but instead I am procrastinating MIDNIGHT
MOAR!
— i'm a night owl 1 AM
— Because I messed up 1 AM
— im lonely and am jacking off to reader inserts cuz im that pathetic 9 PM
— Read fanfiction all night :/ 8 AM
— Love or some shit 5 AM
— FUCKING HELP ITS 4:13 AM I AMDRAEING SHIT 4 AM
— Still depression, yo 3 AM
— Cause zcan Akyol is too 3 AM
— I want death 9 PM
— cuz mom gay 9 PM
— Cause my boss would be pissed if I took a nap right now NOON
— depression, yo 4 AM
— thinking about life 1 AM
— Becauses wes lives ins as societys 2 AM
— I just cant stop thinking about this girl, I want to tell her how amazing she is but Im scared the words will come out all wrong 5 AM
— Not really tired, but I sure will be when the sun comes up... 4 AM
— cuz i cant fucking sleep 3 AM
— i'm too lazy to get up and brush my teeth MIDNIGHT
— had to go see about a girl 2 AM
— I'm hoovering the stairs MIDNIGHT
— Because I'm a looser who cant keep a decent job long enough to save enough for a flight to New Zealand in 3 months. 1 AM
— This is FUN 11 PM
— Nazi Oppression 1 AM
— I haven't the faintest clue 1 AM
— It is too hot to sleep 3 AM
— can't sleep and have been awake for 20 hours straight 5 AM
— I don't feel tired and even though I KNOW I will be when the sun is up, I'm awake watching Pinkiedash/twidash. The ships are keeping me up, helppppp 3 AM
— I dont feel so good... MIDNIGHT
— I honestly don't know 1 AM
— I want to study for exams but instead I am procrastinating MIDNIGHT
MOAR!