WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— I am more awake after midnight. Often feel so alone and lonely but I enjoy it. I think I'm going dodo. But this happen all of my life which is 49yrs 1 AM
— I'm waiting for something on my PC 2 AM
— I can't fall asleep because my ind is hyper at bedtime and I don't know why 1 AM
— I'm not tired? 1 AM
— My body wants to be active and its keeping my mind awake 1 AM
— Maybe I can still accomplish something today 11 PM
— Because I'm deciding whether I should kill Parthurnaax or not.(Skyrim) 11 PM
— A cooked up revaltion that I miss everything from almost a decade ago... 2 AM
— i'm not satisfied with today but i'm not ready for tomorrow 3 AM
— because i feel that the longer i wait the more satisfying my sleep will be 4 AM
— JUST GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP. You know that you want to, nothing is to be learned or gained here, and it is a complete waste of time. You still have time 11 PM
— Angery that people can have different opinions 11 PM
— Because sleep is temporary deadness and thst scare me 11 PM
— Downward spiral. 11 PM
— Otherworldly visitations. 11 PM
— Is this the insomnia help group? 11 PM
— Nazi oppression. 11 PM
— I keep feeling like I have an extra foot appendage 11 PM
— Thinking about Mike Wasowski 11 PM
— All of my mistakes I ever made come back to haunt me at night, as I forever regret the ever growing legacy of things no one but me remembers. 11 PM
— The faces keep floating out of my closet 11 PM
— They won't stop licking my feet 11 PM
— There is no sense in this world 11 PM
— Inevitability of death. 11 PM
— Person above me is funneeee XDDDDD 11 PM
— ^ Whatever they said. 11 PM
— My dad took my nose before he left.... he never gave it back.... 10 PM
— Because this is just a dream, and we are all already asleep. Wake up people. 10 PM
— I am lost in the woods 10 PM
— How come if you turn a headphone sideways, the sound don't turn sideways too? 10 PM
MOAR!
— I am more awake after midnight. Often feel so alone and lonely but I enjoy it. I think I'm going dodo. But this happen all of my life which is 49yrs 1 AM
— I'm waiting for something on my PC 2 AM
— I can't fall asleep because my ind is hyper at bedtime and I don't know why 1 AM
— I'm not tired? 1 AM
— My body wants to be active and its keeping my mind awake 1 AM
— Maybe I can still accomplish something today 11 PM
— Because I'm deciding whether I should kill Parthurnaax or not.(Skyrim) 11 PM
— A cooked up revaltion that I miss everything from almost a decade ago... 2 AM
— i'm not satisfied with today but i'm not ready for tomorrow 3 AM
— because i feel that the longer i wait the more satisfying my sleep will be 4 AM
— JUST GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP. You know that you want to, nothing is to be learned or gained here, and it is a complete waste of time. You still have time 11 PM
— Angery that people can have different opinions 11 PM
— Because sleep is temporary deadness and thst scare me 11 PM
— Downward spiral. 11 PM
— Otherworldly visitations. 11 PM
— Is this the insomnia help group? 11 PM
— Nazi oppression. 11 PM
— I keep feeling like I have an extra foot appendage 11 PM
— Thinking about Mike Wasowski 11 PM
— All of my mistakes I ever made come back to haunt me at night, as I forever regret the ever growing legacy of things no one but me remembers. 11 PM
— The faces keep floating out of my closet 11 PM
— They won't stop licking my feet 11 PM
— There is no sense in this world 11 PM
— Inevitability of death. 11 PM
— Person above me is funneeee XDDDDD 11 PM
— ^ Whatever they said. 11 PM
— My dad took my nose before he left.... he never gave it back.... 10 PM
— Because this is just a dream, and we are all already asleep. Wake up people. 10 PM
— I am lost in the woods 10 PM
— How come if you turn a headphone sideways, the sound don't turn sideways too? 10 PM
MOAR!