WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— I lost my pistachios 10 PM
— There was no bonus meme. 10 PM
— Some random guy just walked into my room trying to sell me his fish. 10 PM
— Wish I knew... MIDNIGHT
— Freakin girls 11 PM
— Yay I made it to 2 am !! Goodnight 2 AM
— Because in 3 minutes it's 2 am 1 AM
— What are you a cop or something? MIDNIGHT
— Tequila and sadness 1 AM
— Because I dont want tomorrow to come 2 AM
— Overwatch calls my name. 7 PM
— If I knew I'd tell you but I don't 3 AM
— memorizing the whole ANSI device number 7 PM
— sleep is for peasants 4 AM
— I'm watching the office 4 AM
— memes of course 1 AM
— MUST WATCH RADOM TV CRAP MIDNIGHT
— i don't want to wake up tomorrow MIDNIGHT
— I'm Craving Pizza. Cant stop thinking of that too. 5 AM
— Thinking of Harambe. I miss him. 5 AM
— because its 11 pm 11 PM
— This is what I searched so obviously I don't know why 4 AM
— i cant get off my computer MIDNIGHT
— I have school ffs help 3 AM
— lol it's noon I'm just depressed and tired NOON
— are you a computer 10 PM
— why are YOU still up??!? 6 AM
— you woke me up 10 AM
— More drugs 3 AM
— because its sunday 9 PM
MOAR!
— I lost my pistachios 10 PM
— There was no bonus meme. 10 PM
— Some random guy just walked into my room trying to sell me his fish. 10 PM
— Wish I knew... MIDNIGHT
— Freakin girls 11 PM
— Yay I made it to 2 am !! Goodnight 2 AM
— Because in 3 minutes it's 2 am 1 AM
— What are you a cop or something? MIDNIGHT
— Tequila and sadness 1 AM
— Because I dont want tomorrow to come 2 AM
— Overwatch calls my name. 7 PM
— If I knew I'd tell you but I don't 3 AM
— memorizing the whole ANSI device number 7 PM
— sleep is for peasants 4 AM
— I'm watching the office 4 AM
— memes of course 1 AM
— MUST WATCH RADOM TV CRAP MIDNIGHT
— i don't want to wake up tomorrow MIDNIGHT
— I'm Craving Pizza. Cant stop thinking of that too. 5 AM
— Thinking of Harambe. I miss him. 5 AM
— because its 11 pm 11 PM
— This is what I searched so obviously I don't know why 4 AM
— i cant get off my computer MIDNIGHT
— I have school ffs help 3 AM
— lol it's noon I'm just depressed and tired NOON
— are you a computer 10 PM
— why are YOU still up??!? 6 AM
— you woke me up 10 AM
— More drugs 3 AM
— because its sunday 9 PM
MOAR!