WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— BECAUSE IM CRYING I LOVE PARK JIMIN SO MUCH 7 AM
— CAUSE I CAN 11 PM
— Fuck knows 11 PM
— I'm waiting for my headphones to charge so I can do one last thing before bed 11 PM
— Idk it was just suddenly 2am... I just never got tired ;-; 2 AM
— Sleep can wait, right? MIDNIGHT
— Because my head hurts and this cronic pain is keeping me from falling asleep 7 AM
— fuck my life 2 AM
— Thinking about a class presentation, really don't wanna do it. Might skip school tomorrow, fml. 3 AM
— more time in the day 1 AM
— Honestly, I think I'm just bored and I know there's more to do. MIDNIGHT
— It,s sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 AM
— Because I'm genuinely not feeling well 2 AM
— I was gonna do work all night but ended up binging netflix, i have school in 2 hours 5 AM
— If I'm gonna sleep, I'm gonna jack off first but right now I'm gonna go eat some bread and go through all the pages of reddit I've already seen. 2 AM
— Im so hungry omd MIDNIGHT
— because Im hungry and wide fucking awake MIDNIGHT
— tooth fairy 4 AM
— i wish i knew, i just keep thinking 2 AM
— Coz i feel to ugly te fall asleep 1 AM
— The sooner I sleep the sooner I have to go to work. 4 AM
— I don't feel sleepy 1 AM
— nah bro it's 5pm 5 PM
— Because I can be... and I'm bored. 3 AM
— cuz dem hoes looking good woth that pussy out with theres tits falppin about and asses shakeinh all over me 9 PM
— I was hungry and there's nothing to eat... So I spent a few hours scavenging. I got an ice cream cone (with no ice cream) and an apple. 2 AM
— why would i be sleeping at 9 pm lol 9 PM
— Because i can't sleep 3 AM
— I binge watched the second season of Home Fires and now staying awake indefinitely is punishment for being a stupid short-sighted weak-willed person. 4 AM
— I'm about to kill myself and i wanted to do it when no one was awake 2 AM
MOAR!
— BECAUSE IM CRYING I LOVE PARK JIMIN SO MUCH 7 AM
— CAUSE I CAN 11 PM
— Fuck knows 11 PM
— I'm waiting for my headphones to charge so I can do one last thing before bed 11 PM
— Idk it was just suddenly 2am... I just never got tired ;-; 2 AM
— Sleep can wait, right? MIDNIGHT
— Because my head hurts and this cronic pain is keeping me from falling asleep 7 AM
— fuck my life 2 AM
— Thinking about a class presentation, really don't wanna do it. Might skip school tomorrow, fml. 3 AM
— more time in the day 1 AM
— Honestly, I think I'm just bored and I know there's more to do. MIDNIGHT
— It,s sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 AM
— Because I'm genuinely not feeling well 2 AM
— I was gonna do work all night but ended up binging netflix, i have school in 2 hours 5 AM
— If I'm gonna sleep, I'm gonna jack off first but right now I'm gonna go eat some bread and go through all the pages of reddit I've already seen. 2 AM
— Im so hungry omd MIDNIGHT
— because Im hungry and wide fucking awake MIDNIGHT
— tooth fairy 4 AM
— i wish i knew, i just keep thinking 2 AM
— Coz i feel to ugly te fall asleep 1 AM
— The sooner I sleep the sooner I have to go to work. 4 AM
— I don't feel sleepy 1 AM
— nah bro it's 5pm 5 PM
— Because I can be... and I'm bored. 3 AM
— cuz dem hoes looking good woth that pussy out with theres tits falppin about and asses shakeinh all over me 9 PM
— I was hungry and there's nothing to eat... So I spent a few hours scavenging. I got an ice cream cone (with no ice cream) and an apple. 2 AM
— why would i be sleeping at 9 pm lol 9 PM
— Because i can't sleep 3 AM
— I binge watched the second season of Home Fires and now staying awake indefinitely is punishment for being a stupid short-sighted weak-willed person. 4 AM
— I'm about to kill myself and i wanted to do it when no one was awake 2 AM
MOAR!