WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— I was hoping this site could tell me. 10 PM
— thinking of her. 1 AM
— because i am a stupid human being im sorry 5 AM
— Thanks Obama 8 AM
— There is so much work to do, and my colleagues are useless 1 AM
— There is heresy to be found and purged from our most sacred Internet. 8 PM
— My damn phone. I need to get a Nokia or something less distracting than a smartphone 1 AM
— goddamn reddit 10 PM
— jacking off too much 2 AM
— I hate myself why can't i sleep 3 AM
— i can't fucking sleep to save my life 3 AM
— I DON'T HAVE SHIT ELSE TO DO 1 AM
— I'm drunk as shit 1 AM
— Becaue I have an exam tomorrow morning 3 AM
— Watching porn 😜 1 AM
— Because I have to force myself to study history and I FUCKING CAN'T EVEN THOUGH I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR 6 FUCJKING HOURS 3 AM
— Because i have a computer D: 2 AM
— iPhone Pre-Order & insomnia 3 AM
— because my friend gave me a liter of coffee earlier. I added 21 packets of sugar. I don't know how to drink coffee. 3 AM
— because i am painting with hotdogs 8 PM
— because its a 9 10 AM
— writing a cv MIDNIGHT
— because im feeling sooooooeerrcyyydal! 9 PM
— i don't care 9 PM
— cause its 9, i should be!! 9 AM
— why am i like this 11 PM
— because my phone battery is still ALIVE 3 PM
— because im fullbof 15kinds of pills to hrlp my tonsilitus ok? now im bored 8 PM
— feeling that i'm lonely and it makes me overthink that i couldn't sleep 6 PM
— theres no excuse biaaaasshhhh 3 AM
MOAR!
— I was hoping this site could tell me. 10 PM
— thinking of her. 1 AM
— because i am a stupid human being im sorry 5 AM
— Thanks Obama 8 AM
— There is so much work to do, and my colleagues are useless 1 AM
— There is heresy to be found and purged from our most sacred Internet. 8 PM
— My damn phone. I need to get a Nokia or something less distracting than a smartphone 1 AM
— goddamn reddit 10 PM
— jacking off too much 2 AM
— I hate myself why can't i sleep 3 AM
— i can't fucking sleep to save my life 3 AM
— I DON'T HAVE SHIT ELSE TO DO 1 AM
— I'm drunk as shit 1 AM
— Becaue I have an exam tomorrow morning 3 AM
— Watching porn 😜 1 AM
— Because I have to force myself to study history and I FUCKING CAN'T EVEN THOUGH I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR 6 FUCJKING HOURS 3 AM
— Because i have a computer D: 2 AM
— iPhone Pre-Order & insomnia 3 AM
— because my friend gave me a liter of coffee earlier. I added 21 packets of sugar. I don't know how to drink coffee. 3 AM
— because i am painting with hotdogs 8 PM
— because its a 9 10 AM
— writing a cv MIDNIGHT
— because im feeling sooooooeerrcyyydal! 9 PM
— i don't care 9 PM
— cause its 9, i should be!! 9 AM
— why am i like this 11 PM
— because my phone battery is still ALIVE 3 PM
— because im fullbof 15kinds of pills to hrlp my tonsilitus ok? now im bored 8 PM
— feeling that i'm lonely and it makes me overthink that i couldn't sleep 6 PM
— theres no excuse biaaaasshhhh 3 AM
MOAR!