WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Sleep is for 1 AM
— SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK 1 AM
— because i question the universe 10 PM
— because class 7 AM
— i feel alone 10 PM
— YYEAAAAA BOOOIII 4 PM
— fucking streetcar essay MIDNIGHT
— because the music is good af XD 1 AM
— because gorillaz MIDNIGHT
— because the thirst for dank memes has no curfew 1 AM
— because i'm listening to some lofi hiphop while also watching people be philosophical and it's great 1 AM
— because i need to know my aeshetic before i die 1 AM
— because memes 1 AM
— because i'm thinking about you 10 PM
— Too hungry to sleep and too tired to make food 6 AM
— Because I'm fapping MIDNIGHT
— Because I'm playing games on my phone and don't think about the consequences I'll have to deal with at school tomorrow. MIDNIGHT
— So much shit on my mind 11 PM
— i'm slipping away 8 PM
— i had too much fucking toast 2 AM
— because homework is stupid MIDNIGHT
— so much caffeine 4 AM
— because i fucked up my life bro 5 AM
— ID JOIN YOU 10 PM
— CUZ IM HORNY AF 10 PM
— Because I looked up what watches me at night. *chill runs down spine* 10 PM
— Because I have lost control of my life 10 PM
— Depressed and stressed 2 AM
— Because I came to the realization that my life is empty and when I die no one is even going to remember that I lived 6 PM
— i feel that expect they never cared about me 10 PM
MOAR!
— Sleep is for 1 AM
— SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK 1 AM
— because i question the universe 10 PM
— because class 7 AM
— i feel alone 10 PM
— YYEAAAAA BOOOIII 4 PM
— fucking streetcar essay MIDNIGHT
— because the music is good af XD 1 AM
— because gorillaz MIDNIGHT
— because the thirst for dank memes has no curfew 1 AM
— because i'm listening to some lofi hiphop while also watching people be philosophical and it's great 1 AM
— because i need to know my aeshetic before i die 1 AM
— because memes 1 AM
— because i'm thinking about you 10 PM
— Too hungry to sleep and too tired to make food 6 AM
— Because I'm fapping MIDNIGHT
— Because I'm playing games on my phone and don't think about the consequences I'll have to deal with at school tomorrow. MIDNIGHT
— So much shit on my mind 11 PM
— i'm slipping away 8 PM
— i had too much fucking toast 2 AM
— because homework is stupid MIDNIGHT
— so much caffeine 4 AM
— because i fucked up my life bro 5 AM
— ID JOIN YOU 10 PM
— CUZ IM HORNY AF 10 PM
— Because I looked up what watches me at night. *chill runs down spine* 10 PM
— Because I have lost control of my life 10 PM
— Depressed and stressed 2 AM
— Because I came to the realization that my life is empty and when I die no one is even going to remember that I lived 6 PM
— i feel that expect they never cared about me 10 PM
MOAR!