WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— someone I cared about doesn't care about me anymore 2 AM
— i get happy every time you post MIDNIGHT
— The things that are said sometimes... 11 PM
— boi i tired as shit 1 AM
— I'm just very paranoid and very needy 2 AM
— I'm afraid she's occupying your time. 2 AM
— I feel like my gf forgot about me :/ 2 AM
— i feel lonely 8 PM
— "Wake up" if this message gets to you "Wake up" 3 AM
— i haven't been here in a while 8 PM
— A death in the fam 1 AM
— Mind won't relax 2 AM
— its almost midnight, i just found out my best friend is a furry, i crave death and/or garlic fries 11 PM
— MY LIFE IS FUCKING GOING DOWNHILL 5 AM
— Too bored to sleep. 1 AM
— Because I'm shook that this site is an actual thing. Now I'm exploring 1 AM
— Because me and my cousin talk too much 6 AM
— I've ruined my life 4 AM
— because I have no followers on instagram 4 AM
— because I'm dumb 4 AM
— I know you 11 PM
— My Friends are holding me hostage plz help 8 AM
— I wrote an erotic story for myself 11 PM
— I was on Facebook. I always seem to want to do things at night and then when night comes I get sucked into video games or YouTube. MIDNIGHT
— watching youtube vids and trying to say the saem thing over and over again on camera 2 AM
— Harry Potter Fanfiction MIDNIGHT
— Because I have no life. 3 AM
— The internet (10/10 Best spouse would sell soul to her again) MIDNIGHT
— i'm 36 i could do WHATEVER i want MIDNIGHT
— I have no friends 11 PM
MOAR!
— someone I cared about doesn't care about me anymore 2 AM
— i get happy every time you post MIDNIGHT
— The things that are said sometimes... 11 PM
— boi i tired as shit 1 AM
— I'm just very paranoid and very needy 2 AM
— I'm afraid she's occupying your time. 2 AM
— I feel like my gf forgot about me :/ 2 AM
— i feel lonely 8 PM
— "Wake up" if this message gets to you "Wake up" 3 AM
— i haven't been here in a while 8 PM
— A death in the fam 1 AM
— Mind won't relax 2 AM
— its almost midnight, i just found out my best friend is a furry, i crave death and/or garlic fries 11 PM
— MY LIFE IS FUCKING GOING DOWNHILL 5 AM
— Too bored to sleep. 1 AM
— Because I'm shook that this site is an actual thing. Now I'm exploring 1 AM
— Because me and my cousin talk too much 6 AM
— I've ruined my life 4 AM
— because I have no followers on instagram 4 AM
— because I'm dumb 4 AM
— I know you 11 PM
— My Friends are holding me hostage plz help 8 AM
— I wrote an erotic story for myself 11 PM
— I was on Facebook. I always seem to want to do things at night and then when night comes I get sucked into video games or YouTube. MIDNIGHT
— watching youtube vids and trying to say the saem thing over and over again on camera 2 AM
— Harry Potter Fanfiction MIDNIGHT
— Because I have no life. 3 AM
— The internet (10/10 Best spouse would sell soul to her again) MIDNIGHT
— i'm 36 i could do WHATEVER i want MIDNIGHT
— I have no friends 11 PM
MOAR!