WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— i'm great full 10 PM
— i need a girl NOON
— It's only 9.30... 9 PM
— I'm so stressed because finals week is coming up and I haven't studied, but not only that, my teachers assigned a FUCKLOAD of homework. THEM BITCHES MIDNIGHT
— Mmorpgs and really nice wine 1 AM
— im waiting for a chatroom to open in mystic messenger 2 AM
— i swear i write half the comments on this fucking website 1 AM
— i let my friends down 6 PM
— girls drive me crazy 11 PM
— stressed about work:( 3 AM
— trying to finish this shitty coursework fuck my life 3 AM
— I'm in love with her and I want to tell everyone and no one simultaneously 2 AM
— I think people care, they don't but whatever. 9 PM
— FUCK YEAH MATE WHAT ABOUT THAT PLANE DISAPPEARANCE 6 PM
— I am Australian 3 AM
— I'm catching up with my homework!!] 11 PM
— Accidentally drunk high concentrate orange squash 5 AM
— Watching tv 10 PM
— staying up to dawn long nights, asshole on twitter in person i'm nice 7 PM
— Its 3am why are you still awake? 6 PM
— Watch_Dogs 2 4 AM
— Because I've given up 4 AM
— no ones here anymore :'( 5 PM
— help me i think i'm depressed 10 PM
— hahahahahahha im gonna fucking fail my test tomorrow 1 AM
— finally decided to start homework but then nah 1 AM
— idk why are you 1 AM
— cause you know, nah. 9 PM
— i guess she's not the one. 10 PM
— I'm nocturnal 1 AM
MOAR!
— i'm great full 10 PM
— i need a girl NOON
— It's only 9.30... 9 PM
— I'm so stressed because finals week is coming up and I haven't studied, but not only that, my teachers assigned a FUCKLOAD of homework. THEM BITCHES MIDNIGHT
— Mmorpgs and really nice wine 1 AM
— im waiting for a chatroom to open in mystic messenger 2 AM
— i swear i write half the comments on this fucking website 1 AM
— i let my friends down 6 PM
— girls drive me crazy 11 PM
— stressed about work:( 3 AM
— trying to finish this shitty coursework fuck my life 3 AM
— I'm in love with her and I want to tell everyone and no one simultaneously 2 AM
— I think people care, they don't but whatever. 9 PM
— FUCK YEAH MATE WHAT ABOUT THAT PLANE DISAPPEARANCE 6 PM
— I am Australian 3 AM
— I'm catching up with my homework!!] 11 PM
— Accidentally drunk high concentrate orange squash 5 AM
— Watching tv 10 PM
— staying up to dawn long nights, asshole on twitter in person i'm nice 7 PM
— Its 3am why are you still awake? 6 PM
— Watch_Dogs 2 4 AM
— Because I've given up 4 AM
— no ones here anymore :'( 5 PM
— help me i think i'm depressed 10 PM
— hahahahahahha im gonna fucking fail my test tomorrow 1 AM
— finally decided to start homework but then nah 1 AM
— idk why are you 1 AM
— cause you know, nah. 9 PM
— i guess she's not the one. 10 PM
— I'm nocturnal 1 AM
MOAR!