WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— i guess she's not the one. 10 PM
— I'm nocturnal 1 AM
— Wait, it's 3 am already? 3 AM
— I forgot if I was going to go to bed or not. 3 AM
— He said nothing happened. MIDNIGHT
— Why are you 4 AM
— generic excuse to hide the fact that im masturbating 2 AM
— Cuz I'm a honours student & I'm studying politics... 1 AM
— how did i end up here? 6 PM
— cannot fall asleep coz my 42 lost sleep 1 AM
— & You r my 42. 1 AM
— & I love you, Simon. 1 AM
— I can't sleep coz I had a shitty day, but I guess tmr will be better...Can't be even worse. 1 AM
— Because i just finished watching Barbarella. 11 PM
— this girl sofia got me fucked up MIDNIGHT
— becuz am alone 3 AM
— Update: still awake feel like i'm gonna passout 10 AM
— Update: still don't know, now just watching YouTube. 5 AM
— Idk man, I'm just still awake. Maybe I'll play some video games. 4 AM
— New lipstick MIDNIGHT
— I took my stimulants too late in the day. MIDNIGHT
— Pore cleansing strips. MIDNIGHT
— i have an assessment due in 4 days and i only have to do it now but i'm procrastinating 11 PM
— Cuz I'm bored af MIDNIGHT
— I have 2 final exams tomorrow and im stressing so hard i cant sleep 2 AM
— im on facetie MIDNIGHT
— MARATHON THE OFFICE WITH NO BREAKS AND NO SLEEP 10 AM
— Because getting off the sofa to go to bed requires more energy than I possess. MIDNIGHT
— i need a girlfriend 10 PM
— Thinking about past relationships, wondering why, needing help MIDNIGHT
MOAR!
— i guess she's not the one. 10 PM
— I'm nocturnal 1 AM
— Wait, it's 3 am already? 3 AM
— I forgot if I was going to go to bed or not. 3 AM
— He said nothing happened. MIDNIGHT
— Why are you 4 AM
— generic excuse to hide the fact that im masturbating 2 AM
— Cuz I'm a honours student & I'm studying politics... 1 AM
— how did i end up here? 6 PM
— cannot fall asleep coz my 42 lost sleep 1 AM
— & You r my 42. 1 AM
— & I love you, Simon. 1 AM
— I can't sleep coz I had a shitty day, but I guess tmr will be better...Can't be even worse. 1 AM
— Because i just finished watching Barbarella. 11 PM
— this girl sofia got me fucked up MIDNIGHT
— becuz am alone 3 AM
— Update: still awake feel like i'm gonna passout 10 AM
— Update: still don't know, now just watching YouTube. 5 AM
— Idk man, I'm just still awake. Maybe I'll play some video games. 4 AM
— New lipstick MIDNIGHT
— I took my stimulants too late in the day. MIDNIGHT
— Pore cleansing strips. MIDNIGHT
— i have an assessment due in 4 days and i only have to do it now but i'm procrastinating 11 PM
— Cuz I'm bored af MIDNIGHT
— I have 2 final exams tomorrow and im stressing so hard i cant sleep 2 AM
— im on facetie MIDNIGHT
— MARATHON THE OFFICE WITH NO BREAKS AND NO SLEEP 10 AM
— Because getting off the sofa to go to bed requires more energy than I possess. MIDNIGHT
— i need a girlfriend 10 PM
— Thinking about past relationships, wondering why, needing help MIDNIGHT
MOAR!