WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— i need a girlfriend 10 PM
— Thinking about past relationships, wondering why, needing help MIDNIGHT
— I think I'm in love with someone and I don't know if I can tell them !! 1 AM
— btw im asian 2 AM
— Deym Why am i still awake ! I just finished fapping yet im not tired 2 AM
— I'm afraid of what the world will look like if I tried harder 4 AM
— who am i kidding i'm talking to myself 11 AM
— i need more friends 10 AM
— the one under me is so true, claudi pl 9 PM
— I live in a different time zone than the streamer I wanna watch 1 PM
— yaa. dude. bhadwi auntyy is lob. i watch her everyday and fap 10 times a day 2 AM
— Just obsessed with bhadwi aunty😂 2 AM
— cause im a weeb. anime is life. fck you 2 AM
— anyone still here or am i alone? 11 PM
— I don't even know anymore. It's almost 2. I can't fall asleep. I can't go to sleep feeling empty and depressed. Or with these emo thoughts in my head. 1 AM
— medical student help plz 4 PM
— I'm a medical student MIDNIGHT
— i need help 11 PM
— I am not a responsible or functional human being 1 AM
— message me back please 5 PM
— yo anyone out there? 4 PM
— Grad school sucks. 3 AM
— I have no excuses 1 AM
— I have no exuses 1 AM
— Because TV doesn't sign off anymore. 9 PM
— 4 cups of coffee too late in the day and I have to "wake up" in 3 hours. 1 AM
— I'm an owl!! 5 AM
— i'm depressed 11 PM
— i have a mental disability that disable me from sleeping ever 1 AM
— Because I have insomnia and I should probably see a doctor MIDNIGHT
MOAR!
— i need a girlfriend 10 PM
— Thinking about past relationships, wondering why, needing help MIDNIGHT
— I think I'm in love with someone and I don't know if I can tell them !! 1 AM
— btw im asian 2 AM
— Deym Why am i still awake ! I just finished fapping yet im not tired 2 AM
— I'm afraid of what the world will look like if I tried harder 4 AM
— who am i kidding i'm talking to myself 11 AM
— i need more friends 10 AM
— the one under me is so true, claudi pl 9 PM
— I live in a different time zone than the streamer I wanna watch 1 PM
— yaa. dude. bhadwi auntyy is lob. i watch her everyday and fap 10 times a day 2 AM
— Just obsessed with bhadwi aunty😂 2 AM
— cause im a weeb. anime is life. fck you 2 AM
— anyone still here or am i alone? 11 PM
— I don't even know anymore. It's almost 2. I can't fall asleep. I can't go to sleep feeling empty and depressed. Or with these emo thoughts in my head. 1 AM
— medical student help plz 4 PM
— I'm a medical student MIDNIGHT
— i need help 11 PM
— I am not a responsible or functional human being 1 AM
— message me back please 5 PM
— yo anyone out there? 4 PM
— Grad school sucks. 3 AM
— I have no excuses 1 AM
— I have no exuses 1 AM
— Because TV doesn't sign off anymore. 9 PM
— 4 cups of coffee too late in the day and I have to "wake up" in 3 hours. 1 AM
— I'm an owl!! 5 AM
— i'm depressed 11 PM
— i have a mental disability that disable me from sleeping ever 1 AM
— Because I have insomnia and I should probably see a doctor MIDNIGHT
MOAR!