WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— I am awake because I know I have school tomorrow 10 PM
— Don't want to sleep because I know that when I wake up it'll be time to go back to work. 2 AM
— sian plleeaasseee MIDNIGHT
— i don't have the confidence to talk to you first please send me a message 11 PM
— shitposting with Angie 4 AM
— shitposting with maki 1 AM
— do you poop? 1 AM
— ...Humans are such foolish creatures. 3 AM
— BURN IN THE FIRES OF PANDEMONIUM! 3 AM
— im shook O: 1 AM
— Man, this really is not welcome in a school environment... 3 AM
— Upupu, what a shame for you Celeste, you made a real stupid mistake. 3 AM
— A fan-fave died and now you'll be put to rest, burned at the stake. 3 AM
— Forgive me, Hope Jesus! 3 AM
— you have a dick dont you? then use it : D 1 AM
— Do robots have dicks? 3 AM
— not being able to find grape panta anywhere in stores ): where has it goneeee 1 AM
— Ptants, rlly. Don't forget the Panta 3 AM
— PTANTS PEOPLE????!!!!????!!!?? 1 AM
— PANTS PEOPLE 3 AM
— hifumi's pants 1 AM
— It's all Ouma's fault. 3 AM
— send nudes 8 PM
— Because fuck this dog. 7 AM
— I have crippling depression please leave me alone 7 AM
— Sleep is for the weak. 7 AM
— can't tell if i'm lonely or just going crazy 2 AM
— thinking about ex and new crush and why am i single?! 11 PM
— Bc Fudge trump 5 PM
— I got sick and slept during the afternoon 5 AM
MOAR!
— I am awake because I know I have school tomorrow 10 PM
— Don't want to sleep because I know that when I wake up it'll be time to go back to work. 2 AM
— sian plleeaasseee MIDNIGHT
— i don't have the confidence to talk to you first please send me a message 11 PM
— shitposting with Angie 4 AM
— shitposting with maki 1 AM
— do you poop? 1 AM
— ...Humans are such foolish creatures. 3 AM
— BURN IN THE FIRES OF PANDEMONIUM! 3 AM
— im shook O: 1 AM
— Man, this really is not welcome in a school environment... 3 AM
— Upupu, what a shame for you Celeste, you made a real stupid mistake. 3 AM
— A fan-fave died and now you'll be put to rest, burned at the stake. 3 AM
— Forgive me, Hope Jesus! 3 AM
— you have a dick dont you? then use it : D 1 AM
— Do robots have dicks? 3 AM
— not being able to find grape panta anywhere in stores ): where has it goneeee 1 AM
— Ptants, rlly. Don't forget the Panta 3 AM
— PTANTS PEOPLE????!!!!????!!!?? 1 AM
— PANTS PEOPLE 3 AM
— hifumi's pants 1 AM
— It's all Ouma's fault. 3 AM
— send nudes 8 PM
— Because fuck this dog. 7 AM
— I have crippling depression please leave me alone 7 AM
— Sleep is for the weak. 7 AM
— can't tell if i'm lonely or just going crazy 2 AM
— thinking about ex and new crush and why am i single?! 11 PM
— Bc Fudge trump 5 PM
— I got sick and slept during the afternoon 5 AM
MOAR!