WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Memes... that is all 1 AM
— Because I took a nap earlier and now I'm awake thinking about...someone special. 1 AM
— I don't know why I wrote this please don't juge me because of it, moratlity is and always has been a very interesting topic for me. 4 PM
— I got a full nights rest 11 AM
— I'm not tired yet. It's not my bedtime 8 PM
— dude same i woke up at 6pm yesterday been up all night and will only get tired in like 3 hours 6 AM
— I accidentally made myself nocturnal. Wake up at 4 or 5 PM, fall asleep at 9 next day. 8 AM
— I don't know but I'm fucking starving 8 AM
— It's 8AM. I was looking at tumblr and playing Zelda and worrying about my friendships. Oh well, at least I'm on winter break right now. 8 AM
— Because i fail to see a reason NOT to do so 4 AM
— 👁 👄 👁 💢i d k 10 PM
— dis bitch got me 50 shades of fucked up 2 AM
— I'm an emotional mess MIDNIGHT
— I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HELP ME 7 AM
— bloodborne lore videos 6 AM
— I feel the need to have sex, and there's nobody around... MIDNIGHT
— AU ask blogs 1 AM
— ...Wait, why AM I still awake at 4am? 4 AM
— Fuck you, anyway. I don't need to explain to you why I'm still awake at 4am. 4 AM
— Plus nothing to get up for tomorrow. 4 AM
— Naked sushi party 1 AM
— cuz videogames MIDNIGHT
— Because the Internet. 5 PM
— I don't fucking know u tell me MIDNIGHT
— waiting for new games on xbox 2 AM
— Because Mass Effect Andromeda isn't out yet 11 PM
— I don't even know 11 PM
— Browsing tumblr. I have no excuse. 11 PM
— Im avoiding homework 9 PM
— I wanted to cry so I forced myself, it didn't work. 9 PM
MOAR!
— Memes... that is all 1 AM
— Because I took a nap earlier and now I'm awake thinking about...someone special. 1 AM
— I don't know why I wrote this please don't juge me because of it, moratlity is and always has been a very interesting topic for me. 4 PM
— I got a full nights rest 11 AM
— I'm not tired yet. It's not my bedtime 8 PM
— dude same i woke up at 6pm yesterday been up all night and will only get tired in like 3 hours 6 AM
— I accidentally made myself nocturnal. Wake up at 4 or 5 PM, fall asleep at 9 next day. 8 AM
— I don't know but I'm fucking starving 8 AM
— It's 8AM. I was looking at tumblr and playing Zelda and worrying about my friendships. Oh well, at least I'm on winter break right now. 8 AM
— Because i fail to see a reason NOT to do so 4 AM
— 👁 👄 👁 💢i d k 10 PM
— dis bitch got me 50 shades of fucked up 2 AM
— I'm an emotional mess MIDNIGHT
— I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HELP ME 7 AM
— bloodborne lore videos 6 AM
— I feel the need to have sex, and there's nobody around... MIDNIGHT
— AU ask blogs 1 AM
— ...Wait, why AM I still awake at 4am? 4 AM
— Fuck you, anyway. I don't need to explain to you why I'm still awake at 4am. 4 AM
— Plus nothing to get up for tomorrow. 4 AM
— Naked sushi party 1 AM
— cuz videogames MIDNIGHT
— Because the Internet. 5 PM
— I don't fucking know u tell me MIDNIGHT
— waiting for new games on xbox 2 AM
— Because Mass Effect Andromeda isn't out yet 11 PM
— I don't even know 11 PM
— Browsing tumblr. I have no excuse. 11 PM
— Im avoiding homework 9 PM
— I wanted to cry so I forced myself, it didn't work. 9 PM
MOAR!