WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— because reasons 6 PM
— Shit. You tell me bro :/ 4 AM
— boi i wish i had a girlfriend 5 AM
— everything will be okay 10 PM
— this is viktor- everything will be okay 10 PM
— but i just dont really know how im going to handle the rest of my life 10 PM
— ive been drawing and stuff, and doing things i like 10 PM
— Because it's not that late in Florida. and that's where my heart is. 2 AM
— because I decided to tell someone about every man I've ever dated and why it ended. 4 hours later we're still here. 2 AM
— I'm questioning my life as well as myslelf 4 AM
— It's my 4th day on my T-break from dear M.J 2 AM
— I drank a FUCK TON of mountian dew 4 AM
— I have no fucking clue 8 AM
— Because I hate myself and my exhaustive, imaginative mind... 10 PM
— Scrolling scrolling scrolling 9 PM
— She callin me zeus 1 PM
— To give others sleep? 3 AM
— Trying to sleep is like trying to grow wings and fly away rn. 3 AM
— I've been sick with that weird cold for a week and a half. I am exhausted but can not actually sleep right now, idk why?! 3 AM
— I'm questioning my life, as well as myself... Also watching YouTube, and looking at aesthetic things. Because I have problems? 3 AM
— No Reason. 4 AM
— put off this essay for too long 3 AM
— cause I accidently built a shelf 10 PM
— cause i'm putting snow on my head from the roof 10 PM
— The question is why am I awake already?? 8 AM
— an hour later and still thinking about her 4 AM
— thinking about a girl i have no chance with 3 AM
— How am I staying awake? I'm 11 10 PM
— Well it started off with GTA5...then hulu...then netflix...then youtube funny videos...and Boom! 5am. fml 5 AM
— I have no idea. 5 AM
MOAR!
— because reasons 6 PM
— Shit. You tell me bro :/ 4 AM
— boi i wish i had a girlfriend 5 AM
— everything will be okay 10 PM
— this is viktor- everything will be okay 10 PM
— but i just dont really know how im going to handle the rest of my life 10 PM
— ive been drawing and stuff, and doing things i like 10 PM
— Because it's not that late in Florida. and that's where my heart is. 2 AM
— because I decided to tell someone about every man I've ever dated and why it ended. 4 hours later we're still here. 2 AM
— I'm questioning my life as well as myslelf 4 AM
— It's my 4th day on my T-break from dear M.J 2 AM
— I drank a FUCK TON of mountian dew 4 AM
— I have no fucking clue 8 AM
— Because I hate myself and my exhaustive, imaginative mind... 10 PM
— Scrolling scrolling scrolling 9 PM
— She callin me zeus 1 PM
— To give others sleep? 3 AM
— Trying to sleep is like trying to grow wings and fly away rn. 3 AM
— I've been sick with that weird cold for a week and a half. I am exhausted but can not actually sleep right now, idk why?! 3 AM
— I'm questioning my life, as well as myself... Also watching YouTube, and looking at aesthetic things. Because I have problems? 3 AM
— No Reason. 4 AM
— put off this essay for too long 3 AM
— cause I accidently built a shelf 10 PM
— cause i'm putting snow on my head from the roof 10 PM
— The question is why am I awake already?? 8 AM
— an hour later and still thinking about her 4 AM
— thinking about a girl i have no chance with 3 AM
— How am I staying awake? I'm 11 10 PM
— Well it started off with GTA5...then hulu...then netflix...then youtube funny videos...and Boom! 5am. fml 5 AM
— I have no idea. 5 AM
MOAR!