WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— this fucking website 1 AM
— Doing my assessment that is due in 22 hours ( to be fair we had 9 weeks to do it) 1 AM
— this bitch empty YEEEEEET MIDNIGHT
— Bish, if I knew why, I wouldn't have a problem 6 AM
— I couldn't sleep any longer 3 AM
— GOING TO BRD NOW 2 AM
— EATING ALL THE FOOD 2 AM
— because its fun to contemplate... stuff... 11 PM
— cuz im a lonely shithead that has nothing to do with his life 4 AM
— that pesky depression 6 AM
— fap fap fap fap fap 1 AM
— I don't know... 1 AM
— BECAUSE PROCRASTINATE AND MASTURBATE RHYME 10 PM
— Because I am a cunt 10 PM
— Because I have diarrhoea and I have to rush to the bog every 5 minutes so I can shit acid 10 PM
— BECAUSE MY ARSE IS WET 10 PM
— This website is the reason why 11 PM
— I just looked up how high I could from without breaking my legs and I have work in 6 hours :) 11 PM
— hard 2 say 10 PM
— Because I took a nap by accident 10 PM
— FAM I DONT KNOW 1 AM
— Trying to fix my turbo encabulator. 2 AM
— Reading an amazing original story on WattPad. And coughing up a storm as I do so. 4 AM
— because I'm slightly autistic 4 AM
— Because I am an irresponsible little shit 1 AM
— there is someone in my fridge 1 AM
— Honestly, I just don't have self control and end up socializing too long. 3 AM
— Because ... YOUTUBE. And school sucks. 3 AM
— because i am faced with the realization that Trump may run my country...might as well live every last second 3 AM
— As an adult, I have to do everything for myself by myself. Without the powers of cloning there is only one me and sometimes I have to stay up. 1 AM
MOAR!
— this fucking website 1 AM
— Doing my assessment that is due in 22 hours ( to be fair we had 9 weeks to do it) 1 AM
— this bitch empty YEEEEEET MIDNIGHT
— Bish, if I knew why, I wouldn't have a problem 6 AM
— I couldn't sleep any longer 3 AM
— GOING TO BRD NOW 2 AM
— EATING ALL THE FOOD 2 AM
— because its fun to contemplate... stuff... 11 PM
— cuz im a lonely shithead that has nothing to do with his life 4 AM
— that pesky depression 6 AM
— fap fap fap fap fap 1 AM
— I don't know... 1 AM
— BECAUSE PROCRASTINATE AND MASTURBATE RHYME 10 PM
— Because I am a cunt 10 PM
— Because I have diarrhoea and I have to rush to the bog every 5 minutes so I can shit acid 10 PM
— BECAUSE MY ARSE IS WET 10 PM
— This website is the reason why 11 PM
— I just looked up how high I could from without breaking my legs and I have work in 6 hours :) 11 PM
— hard 2 say 10 PM
— Because I took a nap by accident 10 PM
— FAM I DONT KNOW 1 AM
— Trying to fix my turbo encabulator. 2 AM
— Reading an amazing original story on WattPad. And coughing up a storm as I do so. 4 AM
— because I'm slightly autistic 4 AM
— Because I am an irresponsible little shit 1 AM
— there is someone in my fridge 1 AM
— Honestly, I just don't have self control and end up socializing too long. 3 AM
— Because ... YOUTUBE. And school sucks. 3 AM
— because i am faced with the realization that Trump may run my country...might as well live every last second 3 AM
— As an adult, I have to do everything for myself by myself. Without the powers of cloning there is only one me and sometimes I have to stay up. 1 AM
MOAR!