WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Now is as good a time as any to review all of the decisions I made today and even some of the ones I didn't. Also, 3 coffees, chocolate and a cup of t 4 AM
— BECAUSE IM JESUS AND I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO 11 PM
— BECAUSE I CANNOT ADULT RESPONSIBLY 3 AM
— Drunk and in denial! 3 AM
— too much work and no life. where did all my life go #procrastinate 10 PM
— because i have no fucking life 11 PM
— Because, fuck I don't know 11 PM
— Can't sleep 11 PM
— fucking with homework at 3AM and thinking about shitty mistakes i've made in life :'(( 3 AM
— homework at 3AM :'( 3 AM
— BECAUSE IT IS 2PM 2 PM
— I don't know? 2 PM
— Who the fuck knows? 1 AM
— I'm detangling and twisting my hair as I get seduced by Jesse Boykins III. HIS MUSIC IS SOOOOOO SMOOOOOOOTH. 1 AM
— playing second life online 9 PM
— I took at two hour nap at 8pm like an idiot MIDNIGHT
— I dony know how to put mu fucking phone down... MIDNIGHT
— I FUCKING BURNT MY DICK 3 AM
— prolapsed stomas are currently haunting my brain 10 PM
— i had 4 large coffees and now i am superhero MIDNIGHT
— It's never too early. It's never too late. 4 AM
— frickin' c4d 2 AM
— i wanna fuuuccckkk 10 PM
— I love you Alex 1 AM
— Wer hat meine Familie geklaut? 1 AM
— because i cant fucking sleep thats why 1 AM
— aaand another night. 1 AM
— 90s & early 00's R&B love songs....I'm in my damn feelings 5 AM
— Not only two times 2 AM
— the person under me wrote two times 2 AM
MOAR!
— Now is as good a time as any to review all of the decisions I made today and even some of the ones I didn't. Also, 3 coffees, chocolate and a cup of t 4 AM
— BECAUSE IM JESUS AND I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO 11 PM
— BECAUSE I CANNOT ADULT RESPONSIBLY 3 AM
— Drunk and in denial! 3 AM
— too much work and no life. where did all my life go #procrastinate 10 PM
— because i have no fucking life 11 PM
— Because, fuck I don't know 11 PM
— Can't sleep 11 PM
— fucking with homework at 3AM and thinking about shitty mistakes i've made in life :'(( 3 AM
— homework at 3AM :'( 3 AM
— BECAUSE IT IS 2PM 2 PM
— I don't know? 2 PM
— Who the fuck knows? 1 AM
— I'm detangling and twisting my hair as I get seduced by Jesse Boykins III. HIS MUSIC IS SOOOOOO SMOOOOOOOTH. 1 AM
— playing second life online 9 PM
— I took at two hour nap at 8pm like an idiot MIDNIGHT
— I dony know how to put mu fucking phone down... MIDNIGHT
— I FUCKING BURNT MY DICK 3 AM
— prolapsed stomas are currently haunting my brain 10 PM
— i had 4 large coffees and now i am superhero MIDNIGHT
— It's never too early. It's never too late. 4 AM
— frickin' c4d 2 AM
— i wanna fuuuccckkk 10 PM
— I love you Alex 1 AM
— Wer hat meine Familie geklaut? 1 AM
— because i cant fucking sleep thats why 1 AM
— aaand another night. 1 AM
— 90s & early 00's R&B love songs....I'm in my damn feelings 5 AM
— Not only two times 2 AM
— the person under me wrote two times 2 AM
MOAR!