WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— i ran out of weed man 3 AM
— Send help please I cant sleep help me plz help I am in danger help he is after me help 3 AM
— Why has god abandoned us -Filthy Frank 3 AM
— Im busy with a fucking research assignment ffs 1 AM
— My eyes are burning, I'm web-surfing, I'm waiting for my boyfriend to come back and my baby is up and at 'em.... MIDNIGHT
— I like memes 11 PM
— To measure my ability 7 AM
— I have no fucking clue! 2 AM
— still counting the little stars i have created in my mind 2 AM
— the grind doesnt stop 3 AM
— fuCk i have an essay due in a few hours 3 AM
— Fucking hell 1 AM
— Who wants to know? 5 AM
— Idk man I want a dragon 1 AM
— i want a pet donkey there so cute 8 AM
— i just thinking of everything i could have done differently and im really excited for tommorow 1 AM
— I feel like I'm letting life and opportunities slip through my fingers and soon she'll be with someone or go somewhere else and it'll be too late but 2 AM
— I miss him. Sometimes I feel like I deserve him and sometimes I think I don't. I don't want my pain of the past to keep me from being happy anymore. 2 AM
— My baby just FINALLY went to sleep to the Moana soundtrack so now I'm just listening to zen nature music, attempting to do deep breathing. 2 AM
— Because I'm stressed thinking about why I have such explosive rage bottled up inside and how said rage is damaging my relationship with my husband. 2 AM
— Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis 1 AM
— ...the voices.... MIDNIGHT
— Because the sooner I go to sleep the sooner I have to get up and go to work MIDNIGHT
— Bcuz i need dick and my man lives far far away in another dimension 3 AM
— Man I been trippin for about 12 damn hours me and my guy had a bottle n a half of the damn liquor ok 8 AM
— Talking to my ex-girlfriend about how awesome my current crush's dad's Spotify is. These truly are some times. 2 AM
— I fucking hate sleeping MIDNIGHT
— Why am I here 7 PM
— Beating myself off to death 1 AM
— Procrastinating writing 3 essays 2 AM
MOAR!
— i ran out of weed man 3 AM
— Send help please I cant sleep help me plz help I am in danger help he is after me help 3 AM
— Why has god abandoned us -Filthy Frank 3 AM
— Im busy with a fucking research assignment ffs 1 AM
— My eyes are burning, I'm web-surfing, I'm waiting for my boyfriend to come back and my baby is up and at 'em.... MIDNIGHT
— I like memes 11 PM
— To measure my ability 7 AM
— I have no fucking clue! 2 AM
— still counting the little stars i have created in my mind 2 AM
— the grind doesnt stop 3 AM
— fuCk i have an essay due in a few hours 3 AM
— Fucking hell 1 AM
— Who wants to know? 5 AM
— Idk man I want a dragon 1 AM
— i want a pet donkey there so cute 8 AM
— i just thinking of everything i could have done differently and im really excited for tommorow 1 AM
— I feel like I'm letting life and opportunities slip through my fingers and soon she'll be with someone or go somewhere else and it'll be too late but 2 AM
— I miss him. Sometimes I feel like I deserve him and sometimes I think I don't. I don't want my pain of the past to keep me from being happy anymore. 2 AM
— My baby just FINALLY went to sleep to the Moana soundtrack so now I'm just listening to zen nature music, attempting to do deep breathing. 2 AM
— Because I'm stressed thinking about why I have such explosive rage bottled up inside and how said rage is damaging my relationship with my husband. 2 AM
— Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis 1 AM
— ...the voices.... MIDNIGHT
— Because the sooner I go to sleep the sooner I have to get up and go to work MIDNIGHT
— Bcuz i need dick and my man lives far far away in another dimension 3 AM
— Man I been trippin for about 12 damn hours me and my guy had a bottle n a half of the damn liquor ok 8 AM
— Talking to my ex-girlfriend about how awesome my current crush's dad's Spotify is. These truly are some times. 2 AM
— I fucking hate sleeping MIDNIGHT
— Why am I here 7 PM
— Beating myself off to death 1 AM
— Procrastinating writing 3 essays 2 AM
MOAR!