WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Cause had some paper favor for some friend 4 AM
— Seriously... any suggestions for a puppy name? 10 PM
— Because I cant pick the perfect puppy name 10 PM
— because charlene pickles is hunggieeeesss 11 PM
— gotta win online chess game MIDNIGHT
— BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN (it is actually 2 am my computer is slow 1 AM
— Because there's always one thing you have to do. And another an the next one. My mind won't stop coming up with things I "need" to do. Like checking t 11 PM
— Im dead and in the hereafter this a a very popular place. 4 AM
— spotify recommended me a playlist that had hit songs from 2010-16 ish and it had a one direction song and now I'm in a one direction hole 1 AM
— woops. ok. lamp turned on which means i am awake. are you asleep? how do know? 5 AM
— Let me try the light swith first 5 AM
— FB, and being lonely MIDNIGHT
— Time is money. A third of the average person's life is lost to sleep. Someone has to fight the battle! 1 AM
— I'm so fucking tired 11 PM
— Because I can't stop thinking about him. MIDNIGHT
— The reason I am still awake is because I am not in the need of sleep, as known the previous one: "because im too busy playing epic by epic games" wow. 6 PM
— because im too busy playing epic by epic games 3 AM
— Still Drunk. Good Music. Won't Sleep. MIDNIGHT
— This site seems very 2010 but I can't really tell (9/11/2018) 4 AM
— How old is this site? posted at 9/11/2018 4 AM
— Oh yeah? Well I'm a girl and I'm GIVING myself wedgies on purpose to masturbate! 1 AM
— I'm a girl and I'm trying to find undies that won't give me a giant wedgie while I sleep 1 AM
— is there anyone else on this site except me? 3 AM
— i really need someone to vent to...and i really really need a friend...i mean man i dnt wana be alone 3 AM
— because depressed...she left me..too much pain bro 3 AM
— Watching kitchen nightmares 4 AM
— its only 7 7 PM
— this is odd 1 AM
— Just scrolling reddit and being a fucking failure to society 11 PM
— Daydreaming...at night. Or I guess the morning? I need to sleep clearly. 2 AM
MOAR!
— Cause had some paper favor for some friend 4 AM
— Seriously... any suggestions for a puppy name? 10 PM
— Because I cant pick the perfect puppy name 10 PM
— because charlene pickles is hunggieeeesss 11 PM
— gotta win online chess game MIDNIGHT
— BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN (it is actually 2 am my computer is slow 1 AM
— Because there's always one thing you have to do. And another an the next one. My mind won't stop coming up with things I "need" to do. Like checking t 11 PM
— Im dead and in the hereafter this a a very popular place. 4 AM
— spotify recommended me a playlist that had hit songs from 2010-16 ish and it had a one direction song and now I'm in a one direction hole 1 AM
— woops. ok. lamp turned on which means i am awake. are you asleep? how do know? 5 AM
— Let me try the light swith first 5 AM
— FB, and being lonely MIDNIGHT
— Time is money. A third of the average person's life is lost to sleep. Someone has to fight the battle! 1 AM
— I'm so fucking tired 11 PM
— Because I can't stop thinking about him. MIDNIGHT
— The reason I am still awake is because I am not in the need of sleep, as known the previous one: "because im too busy playing epic by epic games" wow. 6 PM
— because im too busy playing epic by epic games 3 AM
— Still Drunk. Good Music. Won't Sleep. MIDNIGHT
— This site seems very 2010 but I can't really tell (9/11/2018) 4 AM
— How old is this site? posted at 9/11/2018 4 AM
— Oh yeah? Well I'm a girl and I'm GIVING myself wedgies on purpose to masturbate! 1 AM
— I'm a girl and I'm trying to find undies that won't give me a giant wedgie while I sleep 1 AM
— is there anyone else on this site except me? 3 AM
— i really need someone to vent to...and i really really need a friend...i mean man i dnt wana be alone 3 AM
— because depressed...she left me..too much pain bro 3 AM
— Watching kitchen nightmares 4 AM
— its only 7 7 PM
— this is odd 1 AM
— Just scrolling reddit and being a fucking failure to society 11 PM
— Daydreaming...at night. Or I guess the morning? I need to sleep clearly. 2 AM
MOAR!