WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— youtube edits mannn 2 AM
— Weirdly I was looking for another site, and found this one... at 10:39AM. Coincidence? I think not! 10 AM
— Listening to music 4 AM
— my pee pee hard 6 PM
— fuccboi needs help 7 PM
— Idk help:( 4 AM
— Because I'm a god dann Idiot who cannot stop this behavior 5 AM
— I am watching Charmed. 7 AM
— My usual word association website's server isn't working. 3 AM
— I'm in love with two men, one who isn't interested in me and one who lives 13hrs away. 10 PM
— Yeah, i should be sleeping 8 AM
— Really not sure 3 AM
— Because nico Di Angelo and will solace would make a cute couple MIDNIGHT
— Because I might wake my sister up if i go in my room MIDNIGHT
— OOOh, a computer..... *opens* MIDNIGHT
— Cause I have a smartphone 3 AM
— I'm watching a model walk around without shoes and on the phone MIDNIGHT
— bullshit reasons. we can do better. life is worth more than whatever moronic distractions take up the time i should be resting my brain/body. 1 AM
— im on facetime with my boyfriend and he is cute when he sleeps 5 AM
— because "there ain't no rest for the wicked"... 3 AM
— fuck if i know, i'm too tired to work, too awake to functiln 1 AM
— Slept 2 hours night before last, worked 17 hours, slept 2 more hours, worked 13 today. idk why I cant sleep 10 PM
— i took a 4 hour nap earlier man 3 AM
— Did too much things over the dark web suddently fallen asleep and wake up in my bed go downstair and see that page on my computer...WTF HELP?! 5 AM
— I have nothing better to do 2 AM
— I am slaughtering younglings 9 AM
— popping pimples 1 AM
— FINE I WILL GO TO SLEEP 3 AM
— HAHAHAHA CUZ I CAN 2 AM
— i'm a night owl (And I don't care) 1 AM
MOAR!
— youtube edits mannn 2 AM
— Weirdly I was looking for another site, and found this one... at 10:39AM. Coincidence? I think not! 10 AM
— Listening to music 4 AM
— my pee pee hard 6 PM
— fuccboi needs help 7 PM
— Idk help:( 4 AM
— Because I'm a god dann Idiot who cannot stop this behavior 5 AM
— I am watching Charmed. 7 AM
— My usual word association website's server isn't working. 3 AM
— I'm in love with two men, one who isn't interested in me and one who lives 13hrs away. 10 PM
— Yeah, i should be sleeping 8 AM
— Really not sure 3 AM
— Because nico Di Angelo and will solace would make a cute couple MIDNIGHT
— Because I might wake my sister up if i go in my room MIDNIGHT
— OOOh, a computer..... *opens* MIDNIGHT
— Cause I have a smartphone 3 AM
— I'm watching a model walk around without shoes and on the phone MIDNIGHT
— bullshit reasons. we can do better. life is worth more than whatever moronic distractions take up the time i should be resting my brain/body. 1 AM
— im on facetime with my boyfriend and he is cute when he sleeps 5 AM
— because "there ain't no rest for the wicked"... 3 AM
— fuck if i know, i'm too tired to work, too awake to functiln 1 AM
— Slept 2 hours night before last, worked 17 hours, slept 2 more hours, worked 13 today. idk why I cant sleep 10 PM
— i took a 4 hour nap earlier man 3 AM
— Did too much things over the dark web suddently fallen asleep and wake up in my bed go downstair and see that page on my computer...WTF HELP?! 5 AM
— I have nothing better to do 2 AM
— I am slaughtering younglings 9 AM
— popping pimples 1 AM
— FINE I WILL GO TO SLEEP 3 AM
— HAHAHAHA CUZ I CAN 2 AM
— i'm a night owl (And I don't care) 1 AM
MOAR!